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maximus6004

Cro-Magnon Man
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It started off as a normal day. i was cleaning my house checking blogs, reading photography. then i received two phone calls. one from my ex, the other from the flakey girl.

My ex had called and said she wanted to come over and see me. I kinda felt like lounging around for a bit anyways so i told her she could stop by. she showed up to my house with a bunch of groceries and told me she was going to cook breakfast for us. so, i picked her up and carried her to the bedroom and rewarded here with a bunch of orgasms. we had taken a nap and she got up to cook breakfast, which afterwards i had to give it to her again. she left later in the afternoon with a huge smile on her face. mission successful.

Later that day the flakey chick, come to find out was really just a huge unorganized mess and wanted to come over and get her photos taken. i told her sure, but that she was going to be mine. Fast forward to the event, i wasnt happy with the photos but afterwards picked her up and tossed her on my bed to which.

her: "this is going to lead to bad things, we cant be doing this"
me: (didnt say anything and kept kissing her)
her "moaning like crazy"
me (still just kept on with th mission acting like her lmr was boring me)
this went back and fourth and i would pull away and then finger her, then pull away and kiss her again until she started dry humping me and tad ah intercourse happened. she left feeling happy. this is when i got up to go to work. it was a slow night on the lyft charts and i had picked up these two gay men who were having a conversation with me and told me to drop them off at a gay club. i was like yea no problem. they asked me if i was straight. i told them i was and they said well you seem fun come party with us, we will buy all your drinks! i was skeptical, and was like i don't feel comfortable going in to see a bunch of gay men.

This is when they informed me that bacherlorette parties have found and taken over the place. so i said fuck it I'm down for an adventure! so i got into this place to see gyrating wieners flopping around on the dance stage and started deep diving these guys. really cool guys been together for awhile. one works in the health field studied psychology and we talked about life and all that crazy bullshit.

they tried getting me to tip the strippers but, i didnt want to push my comfort zones that much. anyways i was only in their for an hour. these guys were introducing me to girls left and right who had zero defence up. then i was standing with them at a table and got pulled away by a bacherlorette party who was like what do you think of her boobs, are you straight or gay? as soon as i told them i was straight they were like what the hell are you doing in her then? i informed them that i was hanging out with my new friends. which then led to a boobs feeling contest and girls fighting over me left and right. as two girls were talking to me other girls were walking by and grabbing my ass letting me feel their boobs. i was like, this is what it must feel like to either be hue hefner, or the last man on the planet. i did not have enough time to number pull but if i was there longer i would have had my pick and none of these girls were ugly. it absolutely blew my mind.
 

Hector Papi Castillo

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Max,

First time I was at a gay club with my best friend, I pulled a girl home and railed her brains out. Somehow her friend also got laid. They went out to the gay bars quite literally to get laid. This confused me at first but then realized it's a screening tactic. Any straight guy who goes to the gay bars is probably

1. Non-judgmental

2. Sexually adventurous

3. Very secure in his sexuality

4. Possibly bisexual (girls love guys who can openly flirt with dudes, homoerotic, or even bi; I plan on writing an article on this)

Other time I went I opened a girl and she loved it. Had a boyfriend but great interaction. I'd recommend going back, and I will too haha.

Good shit on the flakey girl, mang. And that ex sounds hooked as hell. Be careful with her emotions;)

Hector
 
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