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So far the year 2015 has been great for me and this is one of many lay reports I will be sharing with you guys.

I keep seeing this one redhead around campus but never really got the opportunity to talk to her. Facially, she looks almost exactly like the woman from Interstellar (and I am sure the actress was also on Zero Dark Thirty). One day, sitting alone at a cafe I decide to get the balls to talk to her. I look in her direction and make eye contact with her before saying what I have to say:

Me: You know who you look like?
Her: Yes, I've been told that many times
Me: But you're not really here though right?
Her: Oh I might be, you never know
Me: So you are her, what are you doing in New York?
Her: *laughs*

The conversation goes on a few minutes but then I get back to work. I lacked the aggression to go for the number or try to pull her back to my place since there were a lot of people around, swear I saw a few girls looking in our direction too. As the cafe empties out I talk a bit more to her but then decide to leave the conversation, it wasn't going anywhere (Chase's creepy guide post is what came to mind when the convo was dying). I know I was going to see this girl again.

A few days later, I was right. On a Friday night I go out to get something to eat on a Friday and she is at the restaurant. I see her standing around but she isn't in line so I decide to chat her up again.

Me: Ya I don't have any idea of what I want to get either
Her: You following me?
Me: You're a celebrity, you should be used to it
Her: *laughs* I think I made it clear I am not her
Me: I don't remember that
Her: Not all redheads look alike you know
Me: Oh, so you're not Christian Hendricks either?
Her: Oh my god! *breaks down into laughter*
Me: It's cool, I get told I look like the Indian doctor from CNN all the time, could see how that is annoying
Her: Wait, so you're not Sanjay Gupta?
Me: Oh that was a nice comeback, you got me

We decide to get in line and talk for a little, I knew I had to get sexual.

Me: What are you doing tonight?
Her: Sitting at home and watching a movie, I am exhausted
Me: Same here, friends are out of town
Her: Same with my friends too!
Me: So you're lonely too huh
Her: Ya
Me: Looks like we got something in common
Her: Ya I don't like being lonely on Friday nights but that's life
Me: Me neither, lets fix each other's problem

Bold = Golden opportunity, I had to take advantage of it.

Ended up going to her apartment and as soon as we entered she took off her jacket, had a white tanktop on underneath. I was wearing a light jacket as well which I took off. Already from the get go as the movie started she was being touchy with me and leaning on me, from there all I had to do was escalate. Rubbed her thighs and let me tell you that this girl had a nice big butt too. We didn't even bother to eat the food.

A few minutes in she strips her yoga pants off and is in her panties, my blood is boiling and I take my shirt off. We both know where it is going to go from here. I start kissing her around the neck, her skin is so nice and soft, plus she has that natural musky smell going for her. We are both under the bed sheets and I start stripping those clothes off, she looks at me and has no resistance to it.

Now I am a guy that when he lands a girl he sees as hot, has to eat the pussy, I go down on her. She had a fire crotch, red pubes but not too hairy. Bury my head in her crotch and eat her out as she is moaning. Felt her legs wrap around my head and the smell is just bringing the animal out of me. Saw her use one of her hands to grab a condom out of the drawer and she had it ready.

I am ready to pound, put the condom on and fuck her that night. She is moaning as my hands are tightly coiled around her back. I kiss her on the neck while my dick wrecks that pussy of hers, I lasted a good bit too. We cuddled up naked afterwards and slept together for the night. I noticed that she had nice soft and pink puffy nipples so I sucked on those for a little bit, she loved it.

Amazing lay, I have her number and will see her again, who knows, we might become fuck buddies.

For some reason, I tend to do well with gingers!
 

ocantu1987

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so from the restaurant you pulled her strait to her home?
 

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ya, it was closer

It was not an SNL, I had run into her for weeks on in and tried to interact with her little by little. Just saw an opportunity that night.
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake

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There you go big boi. One step closer to your throne.

Reapproaching is a tough thing to do, especially when her previous reception might be ambiguous (when I haven't fucked a girl from my first meeting her, at least for me, I try to maintain a neutral judgment, because I've seen attraction spike and fade with little rhyme or reason sometimes; you can never guess what might increase her attraction or kill it when you let time pass between interactions). But you did it anyways and unless it's a complicated social circle interaction, action is ALWAYS the answer. And you got your dick wet because you chose action.

- Hector
 

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I find that I have more lays due to repeated interactions, have had a very tough time pulling off SNLs. Come to think of it, I don't think I ever have.
 

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I have a thing for redheads and I am so jealous. Congrats on the lay!
 

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I seem to do amazing with redheads and get a lot of action from them, even the better looking ones. When it comes to white girls, I probably do the best with them out of all the hair colors/types. Unfortunately, I struggle the most with the hot blonde types but I am hopeful it will get better with time.
 

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Oh Pry I do believe you were at one point one of the negative victim mentality posters on this forum for a time and I must say you have come a long way since then dude!

Like this LR pimpin you did a good job from being somewhat tentative with this girl to pulling the trigger like a boss where a lot of guys would've tripped up and said "oh I'll see her around again and then ask her!" (yeah right).

Oh Pry said:
Me: Ya I don't have any idea of what I want to get either
Her: You following me?
Me: You're a celebrity, you should be used to it
Her: *laughs* I think I made it clear I am not her
Me: I don't remember that
Her: Not all redheads look alike you know
Me: Oh, so you're not Christian Hendricks either?
Her: Oh my god! *breaks down into laughter*

Great job handling her test here. She was seeing if you're weird/creepy or cool. You took control of the frame and disarmed her with social suave not taking her words seriously.

Oh Pry said:
Me: What are you doing tonight?
Her: Sitting at home and watching a movie, I am exhausted
Me: Same here, friends are out of town
Her: Same with my friends too!
Me: So you're lonely too huh
Her: Ya
Me: Looks like we got something in common
Her: Ya I don't like being lonely on Friday nights but that's life
Me: Me neither, lets fix each other's problem

This is great man as aforementioned most guys probably wouldn't have had the balls to even propose going somewhere alone with a relative strange girl they don't know out of fear that she wouldn't be comfortable.

Main key here is that if you're comfortable with the idea so will she.

Imagine how much that would've sucked if you chose not to propose yall go hang out. It was as simple as that!

Keep it pimpin dude!

-Rob
 

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My victim issue wasn't over me being unable to get laid, it is just that I couldn't do well with the blonde bombshell/hot blonde types. Still no luck but I haven't really tried, I'll just kinda let it happen overtime. Blondes just seem so intimidating to me. I don't mean just girls with blonde hair but I mean the total package, pretty sure you guys see girls like this walking around in your cities.

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