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Slade Scarface

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Well, the past week has been eventful, I had different encounters that left me feeling amazed and tired at the same time.

On Tuesday at 11 am I found myself bored and looking at my phone, I decided to text some gal I met at my neighborhood a while back. The day I met her, I said hello to her and without talking for long she asked me “where do you stay”. This question came less than a minute into talking with her and I felt like she wanted some D. I invited her to my place since I was done with the evening walk I was making and she said “I left the house with an agenda, there is something I was going to buy”. I didn’t push past that objection, I should have. I took her number and went home, texted her later that it was nice meeting her and she replied, I then forgot about her entirely.

5 days later I texted her but she didn’t reply and I moved on to other gals, I am always meeting gals so it’s easy to lose track of the non-responsive numbers. Last week on Tuesday I texted her around 11 am asking how her schedule looks like for the rest of the week and she asked me when I am free. I told her I am free on that day, the next day afternoon and the day after that on afternoon.

She said she is free right now for 2 hours. She had a class starting at 5 pm so she offered to come over at 1pm for 2 hours before proceeding to class. She asked if I drink and I said sure (I drink once in 3 months but when a gal offers to drink I usually take it up with her).

Now here’s the twist to this story, when inviting this gal to come over at 1 pm I forgot that early in the morning hours I got on a call with a gal I matched with on tinder and invited her over and she agreed. I didn’t think she was going to come.

At around 12;30 the tinder gal text me on whatsapp that she on the way, and that is when I realized my mistake. I text her inquiring if she can make it by 1pm so that I can push my date with the neighborhood gal forward by 40 minutes. She is slow in responding and when she does it is around 12;40 and she says she might make it by 1pm, I immediately tell the 1pm gal to come at 1.40 and she doesn’t like it. At 1;20 the tinder gal is yet to arrive and when I call to inquire how far she is, she says she is yet to leave the bus station, I cancel my date with her and tell her we reschedule.

I tell my neighborhood gal to come since I am done with what I was doing, in less than 10 minutes she comes over with a rider, and we head to a nearby liquor store for a whisky, a ‘black and white’ bottle and a coke. We go home and we get drinking. I carry her around pin her on the wall, when I try to kiss her she resists and I stop and go back to drinking and talking.

I was also a little bit sick and didn’t push past the lmr. We talk about our college life and friendship and we drink, at around 2.50 she says she wants to leave for her class which starts at 5pm. I try to kiss her again but she resists. I hold her, gave her a peck and asks her “what’s your cup size”, she laughs and leaves the house for class. I escort her to the bus stop and bid her good bye.

One hour after leaving she texts “if you wanted me to sit on your dick, you could have just said so”, she says “you couldn’t be subtle even if you tried, you were touching me and asking about my cup size”. Well, I tell her I didn’t touch her sexually, and the kind of touch I gave her was rather safe. She asks me to define sexual touch and any freaky thing I have ever done. I tell her I have done kinks like bdsm and golden shower (I am yet to try those two things but I said them to gauge if she has done such kind of things, I wanted to feel out her experience level), however I have done other nasty things I wont even write here. She tells me she has to google what a golden shower is and that’s when I felt like she is still unexperienced. All that happened on Tuesday.

On Thursday at around 11 am I text this chic but she doesn’t reply. She however texts me on Friday at around 12pm with a “heeyy, how are you doing?”. This is quite an inviting message to get from a gal on Friday. I said hello back to her and she texts me back with “I am fine, just horny af”. I banter with her a bit and invite her over but she says coming to my place is a lot of work. My place is not far from hers, it is just 8 minutes with an uber. I told her to get a rider or an uber and I will pay for her, she doesn’t reply. Hours later, let’s say 5pm, she texts me asking why I do yoga (a very silly question), I tell her that I do it because it is my therapy.

She then texts me that is even getting hornier than she was at 1pm, she had smoked weed since we last chat at 1 pm and it made her hornier. I tell her to come over but she asks me to send her my dick pic, she wanted to see how big I was before coming over. I send her my dick pic with a view only once setting, she ask to see my dick hard and I feel like she is asking for too much. I tell her to just take a ride and come. She is just 20 years, I understood what she is doing, she is clearly an amateur.

After a few minutes she tells me she is at my gate, I go and pick her up and bring her to my place. She starts touching my dick and I get hard. I then go to the washroom to take a leak and come back and we continue with the foreplay. She asks if I have condoms and she tells me she is not here to sleepover and cuddle and all that nonsense, she doesn’t even want to kiss (this is an effect of weed) I caress her boobs from the back and start fingering her with one hand. I get hard and I try shagging her raw but she refuses, she tells me to wear condoms, I don’t like them nowadays, I put on a condom but I go from hard to semi-hard, condoms kill my erections.

I come back and kiss her thighs, start licking her pussy slowly, I then start fingering her slowly and continue to finger her in “a come here” motion with my fingers, I really get her going with my fingers and says I am good with my fingers and she gets moaning louder till she comes, at this time she asks for my dick but I am not hard, I let her go with that. I have been overworking out and it is affecting my erections.

That was Friday evening.

I go on to buy a dinner and cook and eat and sleep, I wake up on Saturday for my yoga, I go to my yoga class as usual and after my yoga classes I go on to game at some mall near my yoga studio, I game at that mall for around an hour and then leave the mall to head to the CBD of my city to game a little bit.

At around 2pm Saturday, I get a text from a gal I met on tinder around 4 weeks and went on a drinking date with at my neighborhood but we didn’t fuck. I had brought her to my place and I kissed her a bit and had her sit on my lap etc but we didn’t fuck. She had mentioned that she is shy etc (this is a different tinder gal, not the one I flaked on)

This tinder gal asks if I am in the neighborhood coz she is around and I tell her I am in the CBD but I can be in the neighborhood in 40 mins and if she will be around we can bond again. She says she is not sure if she will be around and she will let me know if she shall be around. Since the last time I met with her and we drank at a local club and came back to my place but we didn’t shag we had been texting back n forth a little. I had even invited her over again two days before but she objected that she can’t come over to my hood and here she was texting me that she is around my hood (gals).

When she told me she was not sure if she will be around by the time I come back I took that as a hint that she might be a bad lead and there is no need to hurry back home, so I just decided to go ahead and continue with my gaming, Saturday after my yoga class I am usually out wild gaming. After hitting on a few gals in the CBD of my city and picking up a few numbers I call my sister who lives in a different part of town to inquire if she is home.

I wanted to go say hello to her and also game at a shopping centre near her house which is usually a good spot, she lives in the bourgeoise part of town. She tells me she is home and I go to hang out with her a bit till around 4.30 pm, after catching up with her, I leave her place to go to the shopping centre to game, I call some gal I met a while back at that shopping centre who happens to live nearby and asks if she is home, I wanted to see her again, we had met 5 months ago, went on a date but nothing happened. She misses my call and I go to game at this shopping centre, 20 minutes later that gal whom I met here a few months calls back and tell me she is around but not able to meet up. I tell her it is cool and continue with my game. I game quite a bit at this mall and pick one number.

It is around 5pm and I leave the place to go back home, I don’t clearly remember what happens next but I get home around 7pm, I buy my dinner, cook and eat. At around 8;30 pm when I am just finishing my dinner, the tinder gal who wanted to meet and was not sure if she will be around calls me and tells me she is around and invite me to hangout with her and drink. I tell her I have a whisky at home and if she wants to hangout, she can come over we just do it. She agrees and asks for directions. She sounds a bit tipsy.

After 40 minutes she tells me she around my place, I go to pick her up but she is a little bit tipsy. She also says she is not feeling well. I envision a long night and that’s exactly what happens next. She spends the whole night asking for hot water to drink, she keeps going to the washroom back n forth. She sleeps on the couch for a few hours and later join me in bed, it is just a back n forth.

We haven’t done much at this point. At around 5 am in the morning she has sobered a little and there is a bit of foreplay between us but nothing happens, she goes to sleep on the couch. At around 7 am she joins me on the bed and we get touching a bit and I get to finger her, I also giver her a bj and finger her. She is sober by this point. We get talking a little and she gives me a blow job too and we get to shag raw but I don’t come inside her, we spent the next hours on blow jobs and talking and cooking breakfast. She takes her bra off and get very sweet with me, after eating her pussy she got very girly, and touched me a lot and cuddle. She then tells me that I need to get a girlfriend. I ask her if she is girlfriend quality. She asks if I preffer casual sex and I don’t even answer, anyway we continued making out and she eventually showers at my place. She left my house at around 1pm, while escorting her out she said she feels better now and she is no longer sick.

I tell her it seems she needed a guy and she might not have been sick as such. She had a better body that the 20 year old student yet she is 6 years old. However, it seems she is a heavy drinker and not galfriend material, I aint gonna date a tinder gal. the 20 year old is yet to talk to me since our encounter. It is a long lay report that could be separated but I didn’t want to separate them since they happened concurrently.

Before I forget the tinder gal whom I cancelled on came over to my place on Thursday but we only kissed. She was a bad lead!
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake

mist

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very "this is my day" style of lay report - refreshing

like nothing crazy he's just chilling and women are apart of that.

pretty abundant perspective

It is a long lay report that could be separated but I didn’t want to separate them since they happened concurrently

got it counted at 2.3k words - no sweat man there are longer posts

(Also nice Al Pacino referencing name...legend frfr)

good model and good report

 

Chase

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Wow, I thought it was going to come back to the neighborhood girl in the end, and then it took a right turn and ended with a random Tinderella. How's that for a twist!

Well handled with the neighborhood girl texting about being horny and wanting dick pics. Just get her over to see it in person.

On the condom/erection issues:

I get hard and I try shagging her raw but she refuses, she tells me to wear condoms, I don’t like them nowadays, I put on a condom but I go from hard to semi-hard, condoms kill my erections.

You've just got to game yourself for these.

Just get the condom ready to go, get your cock near her pussy, or even tease the tip around her labia a bit, telling yourself, "I'm probably gonna put it in raw anyway," then just slip the cock on before your penis knows what is happening and shove your condomed cock into her pussy.

It won't complain once it's in there thrusting. You've just got to trick the little guy by thinking he's about to go in skins, and slap the rubber on at the last possible moment.

Do that, bang her out, and she's returning your texts next time (well, higher likelihood of it, anyway).

Chase
 

Slade Scarface

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Wow, I thought it was going to come back to the neighborhood girl in the end, and then it took a right turn and ended with a random Tinderella. How's that for a twist!

Well handled with the neighborhood girl texting about being horny and wanting dick pics. Just get her over to see it in person.

On the condom/erection issues:



You've just got to game yourself for these.

Just get the condom ready to go, get your cock near her pussy, or even tease the tip around her labia a bit, telling yourself, "I'm probably gonna put it in raw anyway," then just slip the cock on before your penis knows what is happening and shove your condomed cock into her pussy.

It won't complain once it's in there thrusting. You've just got to trick the little guy by thinking he's about to go in skins, and slap the rubber on at the last possible moment.

Do that, bang her out, and she's returning your texts next time (well, higher likelihood of it, anyway).

Chase
The neighborhood chic texted yesterday night from nowhere asking me "do you want to be my pet?"....it is the first text she is sending since our last encounter, thought she went cold...
 
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