"You're not my type" shit test

[Virgin101]

I heard this one for the first time recently. I had only said a few words to the girl in question. While I was seated next to this girl, I said in as much of a joking manner as I could; "I bet you're the sort of person that puts labels on people". She nodded to disagree, and I went on to say "I didn't think you were my type either, but I'm here giving u the benefit of the doubt". It didn't last long after that.

Any witty one liners to reply to this?

 

[shaneawi]

I would have said something along the lines of "Not your type for what my dear? How assumptive of you. We just met let's take things slow."

 

[Sandman]

I would maintain eye contact and smile. A genuine, one sided smile slowly spreading your face, one eyebrow a bit raised as if saying "I'm exactly your type" and say "really?" or just "hmmm" and continue with the conversation as if she didn't say anything.

 

[Ambiance]

"Good, wouldn't want to break your heart"

Continue escalating. Depending on how she reacts, you may want to pull her. I've had girls get very flirty after a line like that. Ironically I've broken several girls hearts later on after telling them this xD

Mrre's response is great too.

You could also give her crap for being so unromantic and straightforward:

"Not your type? *amused smile about how silly and cute girls can be* Sweetheart, has no one ever taught you how to be coy? You want to keep me guessing, give a little and take a little, flirt a bit, not just steamroll me with blanket statements that kill ALL the intrigue!"

Ambiance

 

[Rusty]

I've been told this quite a bit. Witty responses and attempting to argue with her or convince her otherwise is counterproductive. Ideally, these types of responses from women should never faze you. Usually, I don't hear this from women until a bit later in the interaction (sometimes much later on), but regardless, it never bothers me. I am so unfazed by these comments so when I do hear it occasionally, I usually just smirk and say, "That's nice". My mindset is that I genuinely don't care whether I'm her type or not... because I don't. I gauge her interest and arousal from her body language and her emotional state, not what she's saying or even consciously thinking.

But it has to be genuine. Everything else sounds defensive and combative. You want to adopt the mindset of "Oh, that's cute/ that's nice" and shrugging it off.

 

[Fuck This]

I think my response would be "Well good. You seem like you need to get out of a rut anyway." with a grin and eye contact.

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[Virgin101]

Thanks guys,

"Good, wouldn't want to break your heart"

I think this is sort of the one that you could reply with, no matter what the context. The other reactions are good too though!

 

[Virgin101]

I'm looking for help with another shit test! You're leaving a venue and you're making your last attempt hit up a girl. You mention (for whatever reason) that you're actually about to head away. And then she says:

"oh so I'm like you're last lazy effort to make before you call it a night?"

Any ideas how to come back to this? assuming she already knows you're about to hit the road.

 

[Fuck This]

I'm looking for help with another shit test! You're leaving a venue and you're making your last attempt hit up a girl. You mention (for whatever reason) that you're actually about to head away. And then she says:

"oh so I'm like you're last lazy effort to make before you call it a night?"

Any ideas how to come back to this? assuming she already knows you're about to hit the road.

"At this point you have first position. I'm headed for one last nightcap and I'm giving you the option to join me. There might not be another one..."

And then leave.....Follow through. If she is interested she will bite.

 

[Ambiance]

Give her a knowing smirk and match her playfulness with something like, “Sweetie, did no one ever tell you best is saved for last?”

 

[NiceGuy110]

Brilliant response to the following irritating questions

• "Are you exited about it?
  "Are you upset about it?"
  "Do you need to win the race, or do you just want to?"

What I say to all of these is "I don't think of it that way". And truth be told I don't think of it that way. In the case of question about the race - yes I want to win, but I also want to be able to fuck it up and not look like a fool.

 

[Virgin101]

What about the "will you walk me home shit test"? or "will you drive me home?" can be used as a shit test when it's said in such a way as that others can hear. However, mostly a simple 'yes' might be all that is needed. Should you try to disqualify in this situation if you suspect you're being taken for a ride.

I once gave a girl a lift home who seemed to be pretending to be attracted to me. I think she just liked the attention or something. When I tried to kiss her when I dropped her off it ended awkwardly.

 

[Ambiance]

Turn it into a chase frame:

*Raise eyebrow, smirk* “I’m not that easy you know” Banter a bit, see if you can move her away from the other people, then more banter with some fractionation, and pull when it’s hot.

If you’re ballsy you could go:

“If you want to see me naked just ask...”

Said nonchalant and like you’re amused, this can be so powerful. Think Damon Salvatore. One of my favorite lines

 

[Virgin101]

Brilliant response to the following irritating questions

• "Are you exited about it?
  "Are you upset about it?"
  "Do you need to win the race, or do you just want to?"

What I say to all of these is "I don't think of it that way". And truth be told I don't think of it that way. In the case of question about the race - yes I want to win, but I also want to be able to fuck it up and not look like a fool.

A good one to say sometimes is "how would being upset be helpful?" But I suppose that response is better for cases where you're accused for not being upset when you apparently should be.