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Rancorous

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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Your right on the money.

I always comment about what she's looking at and make a comment about it. This way you both have something relatable to talk about in the moment. The introduce yourself and make some more small talk.

So if your standing in line to order a drink/food comment about the plethora of options and she'll say "I know right". Then ask what her name is and shake her hand. then keep making more small talk.
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake

gt75q46

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I wouldn't. not unless I was genuinely shopping AND me doing so was setting myself up for a more advantageous approach angle. The thing is, opening really only counts for so much, so you might as well just hop to it when the opportunity presents itself. There is rarely much use in hanging around waiting to do it. If the timing/ angle aren't exactly right, I prefer to just loop back around from a different angle, or try to swing back down the aisle when the timing is better. Better than just hanging around waiting to approach, which makes it feel too forced/pre mediated. Not saying there isn't times where that might work, just hanging around her shopping, but always better to make the approach feel more spontaneous. That's why, if I see an attractive women and I don't have the best angle or timing, I usually try not to make my presence really known to her until I am ready to approach. Instead I will keep tabs at a distance (in a very inconspicuous manner), or even pass by the aisles for a bit (though not too many times or she might catch on). So, instead of appearing as though I am shopping right there next to her on the same aisle, I make it appear as though I am just shopping in the general vicinity. Sometimes you even got to loop around the whole entire section of a store to angle it right. Or wait until she has proceeded to a different aisle, at a better angle. All about the angle of approach.
I want to be clear that this advice is not to just follow a girl around the store looking for a perfect moment to approach.

Women get enough creepy dudes following them. And it honestly makes their lives quite stressful. Don't be that dude

The advice is to just take a very brief moment to see if you have a better opportunity/angle. If the moment is not there just move on. It's not happening.


I say that in light of posts like this.

You might not think you are coming of creepy. But women have a sixth sense for when they are being noticed, and when you linger, or keep re-appearing near her on the store it can make her shopping experience crappy.

Even if she MIGHT be open to meeting someone new, she is ultimately just trying to live her life.

So yeah, line your self up for the approach and if it's not there forget about it.
 
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Brassfaced_Jim

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I like to do this-
“Woahh nice jeans you’re wearing !
My friend was looking for a pair JUST LIKE THAT. are they… (insert trendy brand name)
Coooool. Yeah they are a great FIT on you hey (walking around her admiring the jeans👀 )
“Do they have those pockets at the back too??”

then I circle around and bend down shamelessly behind her and check out her ass .

get closer.

“great STITCHING on those hey? VERY solid.”

then pull on the pockets sideways pulling her ass
(This will tease her vagina, inside the jeans 😉)


Note , This advanced Indirect Gambit is recommended only for the very brave 🤣 🤣 🤣 👍 good luck!
 
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