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We Meet at the Bar
I went to the bar to just grab a bite to eat after work on Monday and ended up staying until like 1130 PM because a few of my friends were there and made me do a bunch of shots.
Later in the evening, I would drunkedly number-close this smoking hot Asian girl who was with some other older woman (who I'm not real sure, but I think the occasion was like an ex co-worker or old friend or something she was reconnecting with... At first I thought they were mother/daughter or something, like the daughter was mixed).
This was a lot of fun.
I walked into the bar to grab dinner, and my friend and his wife are there and they already have shots sitting on the bar in front of them (it's 5:45 PM).
This guy has it good in life. He worked for the state for like 10 years, then they laid him and a bunch of other guys off, and he somehow sued the state for a shit-ton of money. He bought a bar and made even more money over the next couple of years as he turned it into one of the coolest spots in town. Then sold it, and now doesn't even have to work and just flips houses in the meanwhile (which is extremely profitable as well). The guy is just fucking loaded.
They are older than I am, early 40's, but very cool people. His wife is very good looking for her age and has fake tits.
Anyway, he's playing the poker machines and I sit down with him. She's talking to the bartender. After a while, we go out back to smoke.
When we come back inside, there's two women sitting at the bar. One of them is an older brunette lady, and the other one is the finest fucking Asian woman I've ever laid eyes on in person. I almost want to just run over there immediately and start hounding her to sleep with me haha.
Almost right after we resume our spots at the bar, the two girls get up and walk to the dining room. Fuck...
A couple times I got up to play music and talk to different people, and would see the two of them sitting at a table together eating.
An hour or two passes. The two girls come back over to the bar side and sit a couple seats over from me and my friends and they order two Amaretto & Cokes. I tell them loudly that those are the weakest drinks I've ever heard of, and offer them a shot. They laugh and tell me it's Monday. I laugh too and tell them to live a little.
So we do shots
I tell them to sit closer to me and my friends, and they do. It's about 9:30 or so by this point. My friends like to do shots and he is always buying rounds, so I'm starting to get a little hammered (fuck my life).
The Asian girl has a noticeable accent, and tells me she has only lived in the states for 3 years. She's 22 and currently finishing an accounting degree. I mistakenly think she tells me she is Vietnamese, but later I find out she is from Singapore. She is barely 5 feet tall, so slender that I may just break her in two, and has little perky tits and the most amazing lips and eyes and long, black, silky hair. I just want to blow a huge load in it, honestly.
She starts giving me a hard time, and I'm giving it back to her all the same. This girl is a lot of fun. The night gets hazy at some point. I barely remember my buddy writing a check for like $1100 (they were just taking money out of the register for him to put in the machine, I think about $900 of the $1100 he spent was put into the poker machine... what a dummy haha). But anyway, my point is that I start having such a good time that I sort of lose the moment on trying to pull her back to my house. Plus, her older friend probably would've cock blocked the shit out of me and likely wouldn't have let her go with me. But, who knows, I'm making excuses for myself... and fuck that.
I drunkedly tell her we are going to have to continue this convo over drinks, just me and her some evening. She agrees. I have her put her number in my phone, bid farewells to all (it's like 11:30 at this point and I have to get up at 6:00 AM) and head home.
This chick is seriously so hot. She's one of those Asians that have the deep, sultry eyes and perfect hair and little tiny perfect bodies.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Some Texting (and actually a short Skype)
So I texted her the next day:
She sent me another text before I even responded to that saying we could skype for a bit so she can see what I'm like when I'm sober (lulz). So I just responded "haha alright" and we skyped for about 20 minutes, which I ended saying I needed to eat.
Funny exchange from our skype:
"It's not a stereotype if it's always true."
~ Daniel Tosh
Anyway, so we end things that I'm picking her up Thursday after her 630-720 class and we are having drinks.
Then, she texts me the next evening:
Damnit this girl's broken English texts are cute as shit haha.
The Date
I'm picking her up on campus, apparently. I shot her a text yesterday at 3:30 to reiterate that I'll need to know where I need to be to pick her up:
So I call her and we have a hell of a time finding each other. Huge campus. Anyway, she gets in with me and she says she's hungry so we head to a little bar & grill nearby. I ask her how school was and whatnot on the way. It's only like a 10 minute drive, but I squeeze in a few questions about her trip back home to Singapore (she took a semester off to have a break and be with family, and just got back here a couple of weeks ago).
We get to our destination and head inside and I have the hostess seat us in the bar area. I tell Alice she looks very cute, and she responds with a genuine blush.
I order a Jack & Coke and she orders a water. I don't even ask her if she's going to have an alcoholic drink. Kinda weird; our original plan was actually to meet for drinks, but she said she was hungry. I really don't care. I'm only concerned about me (when I have 2-3 drinks I can control my orgasm 100x better.
We talk about a ton of things. I deep-dive her about her family (she has 2 sisters, she's the middle child). She tells me how crazy Singapore is, the flaming shots and all the crazy shit they do over there. This girl is pretty cool and has seen a lot of shit even at her young age.
She asks if I have pets, so I tell her about my dog (Rottweiler) and she said her family had a Bull Mastiff for years but she died of old age. Says she loves dogs and her mom now has four cats (yikes).
We talk about movies we've seen lately. She liked The Maze Runner, The Interview (we talked about Kim Jong-Un and North Korea for a bit and got sidetracked), The Hunger Games Movies, so on and so forth.
I comment about how small she is. She is wolfing down the fettucine alfredo she ordered like she hasn't had a meal in days. She says she is 5-foot-1 and weighs 93 lbs.
She asks me if I've dated recently and I tell her a couple stories. Which these are both true stories, by the way.
The first story, I had approached a girl who turned out to be a tranny. The second story, I had approached a girl who turned out to be a prostitute.
I made sure to exhibit a non-judgmental attitude while telling these stories, like "Yeah, you know it's cool that they do that and all, but it's just not my thing. Girls should explore their sexuality freely without any judgment or backlash from a social standpoint.", that sort of thing.
She agrees, and I have her tell me about her experience with men. She says her ex-boyfriend from Singapore was very rich, and she had to end things with him since she was moving here, and also because (as she put it) he is rich and women "follow him around".
Then she begins to further qualify herself to me by showing me her modeling photos and showing me pics on her phone of these Chinese journals and magazines and things with her pictures in them. She says "It doesn't look anything like me, does it!?", and I tell her it absolutely looks like her. She's just dolled up a bit more in these photos, for obvious reason.
At one point during the date she said to me (in response to something, can't remember what), "You're a very good-looking man", and then another point she'd said "I can tell you have a very nice body".
After that second one it was time to get her the fuck out of this restaurant and into my bed. She offers not only to go half, but to pay for the whole check. I insist on paying my half, just because "fuck it", and then we get into this conversation about how things have changed in Western culture and women don't just stay at home with kids anymore (this conversation is prompted by her, explaining why she offered to pay the entire check).
Here, I don't do any magic tricks or anything; just tell her it's still early and ask her if she wants to come over for a bit and watch tv or a movie or something. She says ok, so we head over to my place.
My 150lb Rottweiler puppy (he's still a puppy, really; he's only 2 years old) tackles her and starts sniffing and licking her. Remember, she weighs 93 lbs, so the dog has her by about 60lbs. She's squealing and laughing loudly. We have fun with the dog for a couple more minutes and then I put him outside.
We both have to use the restroom. She goes first, I go second. She's on the couch watching tv. I come sit beside her and put my arm around her. She looks at me, so I grab her face and kiss her and then pull back.
A little small talk and playful teasing, kiss her again. Pull back.
More small talk and playful teasing, then more kissing. Then stop.
Third time, I literally pick her ass up and put her on top of me. We make out, and I stand up (with her attached to me, basically) and walk into my room and undress her and we fuck.
Just a note on Asian women: Now that I've dated/fucked several of them, it seems like women from Asian countries do not put up much LMR, if any at all. I have now had sex with three Asians who are US-born and five Asian women who are foreign-born, and the only LMR I've gotten from them has been from the US-born Asian girls. Must be a culture thing?
Anyway, this girl was definitely beautiful and definitely great in bed. Hope to keep her around for a while!
Cheers, homies
J.J.
I went to the bar to just grab a bite to eat after work on Monday and ended up staying until like 1130 PM because a few of my friends were there and made me do a bunch of shots.
Later in the evening, I would drunkedly number-close this smoking hot Asian girl who was with some other older woman (who I'm not real sure, but I think the occasion was like an ex co-worker or old friend or something she was reconnecting with... At first I thought they were mother/daughter or something, like the daughter was mixed).
This was a lot of fun.
I walked into the bar to grab dinner, and my friend and his wife are there and they already have shots sitting on the bar in front of them (it's 5:45 PM).
This guy has it good in life. He worked for the state for like 10 years, then they laid him and a bunch of other guys off, and he somehow sued the state for a shit-ton of money. He bought a bar and made even more money over the next couple of years as he turned it into one of the coolest spots in town. Then sold it, and now doesn't even have to work and just flips houses in the meanwhile (which is extremely profitable as well). The guy is just fucking loaded.
They are older than I am, early 40's, but very cool people. His wife is very good looking for her age and has fake tits.
Anyway, he's playing the poker machines and I sit down with him. She's talking to the bartender. After a while, we go out back to smoke.
When we come back inside, there's two women sitting at the bar. One of them is an older brunette lady, and the other one is the finest fucking Asian woman I've ever laid eyes on in person. I almost want to just run over there immediately and start hounding her to sleep with me haha.
Almost right after we resume our spots at the bar, the two girls get up and walk to the dining room. Fuck...
A couple times I got up to play music and talk to different people, and would see the two of them sitting at a table together eating.
An hour or two passes. The two girls come back over to the bar side and sit a couple seats over from me and my friends and they order two Amaretto & Cokes. I tell them loudly that those are the weakest drinks I've ever heard of, and offer them a shot. They laugh and tell me it's Monday. I laugh too and tell them to live a little.
So we do shots
I tell them to sit closer to me and my friends, and they do. It's about 9:30 or so by this point. My friends like to do shots and he is always buying rounds, so I'm starting to get a little hammered (fuck my life).
The Asian girl has a noticeable accent, and tells me she has only lived in the states for 3 years. She's 22 and currently finishing an accounting degree. I mistakenly think she tells me she is Vietnamese, but later I find out she is from Singapore. She is barely 5 feet tall, so slender that I may just break her in two, and has little perky tits and the most amazing lips and eyes and long, black, silky hair. I just want to blow a huge load in it, honestly.
She starts giving me a hard time, and I'm giving it back to her all the same. This girl is a lot of fun. The night gets hazy at some point. I barely remember my buddy writing a check for like $1100 (they were just taking money out of the register for him to put in the machine, I think about $900 of the $1100 he spent was put into the poker machine... what a dummy haha). But anyway, my point is that I start having such a good time that I sort of lose the moment on trying to pull her back to my house. Plus, her older friend probably would've cock blocked the shit out of me and likely wouldn't have let her go with me. But, who knows, I'm making excuses for myself... and fuck that.
I drunkedly tell her we are going to have to continue this convo over drinks, just me and her some evening. She agrees. I have her put her number in my phone, bid farewells to all (it's like 11:30 at this point and I have to get up at 6:00 AM) and head home.
This chick is seriously so hot. She's one of those Asians that have the deep, sultry eyes and perfect hair and little tiny perfect bodies.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Some Texting (and actually a short Skype)
So I texted her the next day:
Me: Hey Alice, was cool meeting ya. Think I was a bit intoxicated. My friends made me do a bunch of shots haha. -J.J.
Her: Hey JJ, nice meeting you! Ya you were definitely drunk lol!! Dan friends lol!!
Her: Damn <-- correcting her spelling
(later in the day/this afternoon... I'm just burning this one down, because fuck it)
Me: So hey, what's your schedule like the rest of the week? We should grab food/drinks/whatever like we planned on
Her: hey I will ttyl ok. I'm in the class now.
(a bit later, about 3:00)
Her: Ok yeah, lol it does sound fun. I live in West Side of [town]. Near [mall].
Her: I got school on Monday, Tuesday n Thursday
Her: U can swing by to my school if u want to because i got no ride to go other place
(Hmm, no car? I'm not fucking her car, I guess...)
Me: Ok yeah, let's plan on Thursday. When are your classes over? We can grab drinks, and I can pick you up if you need me to, that's no problem at all.
Her: I just want to know you first before I get on ur car
She sent me another text before I even responded to that saying we could skype for a bit so she can see what I'm like when I'm sober (lulz). So I just responded "haha alright" and we skyped for about 20 minutes, which I ended saying I needed to eat.
Funny exchange from our skype:
"It's not a stereotype if it's always true."
~ Daniel Tosh
Anyway, so we end things that I'm picking her up Thursday after her 630-720 class and we are having drinks.
Then, she texts me the next evening:
Her: Heya J.J.
Me: Haha hey I'm good.. you?
Her: I am ok. I'm having very short hair tomorrow. I chop it all off!
Me: Oh my! Well I'm sure you will look very cute with short hair
Her: Ha, I was kidding you
Me: Haha have to admit I'm kinda glad!
Her: Why is that you don't like short hair girl?? Hehehe
Me: I don't mind short hair at all, some girls can pull it off. But you have such amazing long hair!
Her: You really thing so??? Thank you!!
Her: think
Me: You're welcome
Her: Nooooooo. Lol you realy drunk!
Me: Haha guess so, but we had fun
Her: Yea we do and have more fun tommorrow
Me: Indeed! I'll call you when I'm on the way to pick you up. It'll be about 7:30, ok?
Her: Ok sound good, J.J.
Damnit this girl's broken English texts are cute as shit haha.
The Date
I'm picking her up on campus, apparently. I shot her a text yesterday at 3:30 to reiterate that I'll need to know where I need to be to pick her up:
So I call her and we have a hell of a time finding each other. Huge campus. Anyway, she gets in with me and she says she's hungry so we head to a little bar & grill nearby. I ask her how school was and whatnot on the way. It's only like a 10 minute drive, but I squeeze in a few questions about her trip back home to Singapore (she took a semester off to have a break and be with family, and just got back here a couple of weeks ago).
We get to our destination and head inside and I have the hostess seat us in the bar area. I tell Alice she looks very cute, and she responds with a genuine blush.
I order a Jack & Coke and she orders a water. I don't even ask her if she's going to have an alcoholic drink. Kinda weird; our original plan was actually to meet for drinks, but she said she was hungry. I really don't care. I'm only concerned about me (when I have 2-3 drinks I can control my orgasm 100x better
.We talk about a ton of things. I deep-dive her about her family (she has 2 sisters, she's the middle child). She tells me how crazy Singapore is, the flaming shots and all the crazy shit they do over there. This girl is pretty cool and has seen a lot of shit even at her young age.
She asks if I have pets, so I tell her about my dog (Rottweiler) and she said her family had a Bull Mastiff for years but she died of old age. Says she loves dogs and her mom now has four cats (yikes).
We talk about movies we've seen lately. She liked The Maze Runner, The Interview (we talked about Kim Jong-Un and North Korea for a bit and got sidetracked), The Hunger Games Movies, so on and so forth.
I comment about how small she is. She is wolfing down the fettucine alfredo she ordered like she hasn't had a meal in days. She says she is 5-foot-1 and weighs 93 lbs.
She asks me if I've dated recently and I tell her a couple stories. Which these are both true stories, by the way.
The first story, I had approached a girl who turned out to be a tranny. The second story, I had approached a girl who turned out to be a prostitute.
I made sure to exhibit a non-judgmental attitude while telling these stories, like "Yeah, you know it's cool that they do that and all, but it's just not my thing. Girls should explore their sexuality freely without any judgment or backlash from a social standpoint.", that sort of thing.
She agrees, and I have her tell me about her experience with men. She says her ex-boyfriend from Singapore was very rich, and she had to end things with him since she was moving here, and also because (as she put it) he is rich and women "follow him around".
Then she begins to further qualify herself to me by showing me her modeling photos and showing me pics on her phone of these Chinese journals and magazines and things with her pictures in them. She says "It doesn't look anything like me, does it!?", and I tell her it absolutely looks like her. She's just dolled up a bit more in these photos, for obvious reason.
At one point during the date she said to me (in response to something, can't remember what), "You're a very good-looking man", and then another point she'd said "I can tell you have a very nice body".
After that second one it was time to get her the fuck out of this restaurant and into my bed. She offers not only to go half, but to pay for the whole check. I insist on paying my half, just because "fuck it", and then we get into this conversation about how things have changed in Western culture and women don't just stay at home with kids anymore (this conversation is prompted by her, explaining why she offered to pay the entire check).
Here, I don't do any magic tricks or anything; just tell her it's still early and ask her if she wants to come over for a bit and watch tv or a movie or something. She says ok, so we head over to my place.
My 150lb Rottweiler puppy (he's still a puppy, really; he's only 2 years old) tackles her and starts sniffing and licking her. Remember, she weighs 93 lbs, so the dog has her by about 60lbs. She's squealing and laughing loudly. We have fun with the dog for a couple more minutes and then I put him outside.
We both have to use the restroom. She goes first, I go second. She's on the couch watching tv. I come sit beside her and put my arm around her. She looks at me, so I grab her face and kiss her and then pull back.
A little small talk and playful teasing, kiss her again. Pull back.
More small talk and playful teasing, then more kissing. Then stop.
Third time, I literally pick her ass up and put her on top of me. We make out, and I stand up (with her attached to me, basically) and walk into my room and undress her and we fuck.
Just a note on Asian women: Now that I've dated/fucked several of them, it seems like women from Asian countries do not put up much LMR, if any at all. I have now had sex with three Asians who are US-born and five Asian women who are foreign-born, and the only LMR I've gotten from them has been from the US-born Asian girls. Must be a culture thing?
Anyway, this girl was definitely beautiful and definitely great in bed. Hope to keep her around for a while!
Cheers, homies
J.J.
