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So I recently took up MMA on some days and started sparring, did get into a match for the fun of it and the guy I was going against landed a couple jabs and clean left hook which led to my eye getting some swelling. Luckily I got it all treated but it is still there, just looks like I got into a fight.
Get back to my apartment and run into my neighbor, gorgeous brunette with a ponytail, who makes eye contact and immediately approaches me. Asks me what happens and then starts touching it saying what I have been doing with my life. Later asks "are you doing sketchy shit and got caught? I mean what the fuck dude, really?". We vaguely know each other and have made small talk a few times.
Walk into work and the secretary, sexy brunette from Florida, looks at me and will not leave me alone. Starts touching it and asks me endless questions.
Then at work, a couple of coworkers make a huge deal out of it asking what in the world happened and make the conversation about it. The guys care a bit but women really cared.
So I go to the gym and there are girls I see there regularly, eye contact and a smile is all I do before getting to a workout usually. I get there and immediately, one girl I see who is this short dark haired pale girl from Australia with a cute face and nice butt makes eye contact. Immediately she shouts saying what in the hell happened to me in an Australian accent the whole gym could hear....
This is some interesting shit....
Get back to my apartment and run into my neighbor, gorgeous brunette with a ponytail, who makes eye contact and immediately approaches me. Asks me what happens and then starts touching it saying what I have been doing with my life. Later asks "are you doing sketchy shit and got caught? I mean what the fuck dude, really?". We vaguely know each other and have made small talk a few times.
Walk into work and the secretary, sexy brunette from Florida, looks at me and will not leave me alone. Starts touching it and asks me endless questions.
Then at work, a couple of coworkers make a huge deal out of it asking what in the world happened and make the conversation about it. The guys care a bit but women really cared.
So I go to the gym and there are girls I see there regularly, eye contact and a smile is all I do before getting to a workout usually. I get there and immediately, one girl I see who is this short dark haired pale girl from Australia with a cute face and nice butt makes eye contact. Immediately she shouts saying what in the hell happened to me in an Australian accent the whole gym could hear....
This is some interesting shit....

