Just got back from my old school. No LR, but I got 8+ numbers, made out with some chick, and got some really good experience. Also have 2 dates set up from those numbers already. My player reputation has gone up quite a bit, as well.
Last Tuesday I got on Badoo and Tinder with some solid results.
Tinder
Me: Hey D you're pretty cute (;
Her: Thank you
)) you're pretty handsome yourself!f
Me: So they tell me (; other than kicking ass at McD's (she works at Mcdonalds) what do you do to keep yourself from being bored?
Her: Hmm well I was really big into sports in high school so I like to do that and go hiking and lsiten to music and sing *cheesing emoji* how about you
Me: Ooo so you're competitive? I do a little this, little that (; Mostly involved with some music groups
no answer - 3 days
Me: Must be a secret (;
Her: Sorry here's my Snapchat if you want to message me there! I suck at tinder *cheesing emoji X3* [usuername]
Me: I don't use snapchat
let me get your number and we can talk off this stupid app
Her: **********!
I used her # to find her facebook and she has a boyfriend, I didn't pursue. But, I think I will in the future. She gave me her number, she's interested and thus bendable.
Badoo
Me: Hola mamita que pasa? ;p
Her: Hi
Me: Haha aw, someone wasn't in the mood to get some espanol going *dancing emoji*
Her: Si
Me: Spanglish it is
Her: HAHA
Me: So how does a cute nerd like you enjoy a fiesta? ;p
Her: *embarrsed emoji* I read a book in the corner
Me: How fun, what book?
Her: Um anyone really
Me: Camus, E.L. James, Watts, Poe? Pick one *cheesing emoji*
Her: POE
Me: Aaaand the masque of the red death. Because 50 shades doesn't have enough kink for C (;
Her: *shocked and bewildered emoji*
Me: Lol *cheesing emoji*
Her: No /.|
Me: Well what book then, I'm all ears
Her: Edgar Allen Poe
all his poems
Me: What's your favorite one? You probably know a lot more than me
Her: The raven
Me: Ah, I have read that one. What do you like about it so much?
Her: He's going crazy *cheesing emoji*
Me: And you get a kick out of watching his brain do backflips? *cheeesing* I thought you were a nice girl
Her: Fall of the house of usher
Me: I haven't read that one, I've been too busy with other lit to get back into Poe
Her: His sister was alive
Me: Everybody dies in Poe's stuff, no way *cheesing*
Her: Oh she did after the struggle
Me: ):
Her: Ik it sucks
Me: Other stuff you do at a fiesta? Other than flirt with cute guys and buy them drinks?
Her: *cheesing* no that's there job
Me: Oooo somebody thinks they deserve free shots ;p
Her: HELL YEAH
Her: I'm 18 by the way *smiely, awkward, and embarresed emojis*
Me: And somebody lies about their age, here I was thinking you were a goody two shoes ;p
Her: I am a goody goody
Me: I'd love to find out
how about we go to that videogame bar on [street] sometime (they don't card *cheesing*
Her: I got told they do
Me: Not last time I went, plus you're a girl who's not ugly I'm sure you could charm them if need be (; or we'd just do something else!
Her: Okay
Me: Cool, what's your #?
Her: *********
Wednesday I went on a date with 5th year. We were drunk when we originally met and she's not as hot as I remembered. Not fuckable. I put her in the friendzone.
M flaked.
Thursday was DOPE
FR+: St Patrick's fest BMOC
I roll into town at midnight, and hit up an annex house with a dude I carpooled with to pregame. I have beef with most everybody in the house, and a few visits ago one of them tried to start a fight with me. Rather than address the longterm beef, I just acted as though we were friends (we are brothers, after all) and was a conversationalist. They warmed up to me by the end of the pregame.
Then, we roll over to the party, I dap up a ton of people, hugs all around. I was wearing a blue and white checkered button down, camo pants, and had a green bandana rapped around my forehead which really complimented my hair. I was getting IOI's out the wazoo. Party started at 2 AM.
The first girl I go for is through a mutual friend and I turn things sexual in the convo quickly, then move the girl, hypersexualize, but probably too early, she left to go somewhere.
Later I found her on the 3rd floor by herself. I sit down with her and try to move things forward, but I had her cornered kinda, and I couldn't overcome her LMR. Manhandle kiss was deflected, so I leave with an idgaf attitude. She said "this is a bad idea" a few times, and I said bad ideas are usually the most fun, but this mattered not.
The second girl I start talking to was random, super horny and wants cock, but she wasn't hot enough so I ended our conversation with "nice meeting you
"
Then I danced my ass off for a while, then chatted with a girl I used to hook up with but receive no IOI's and ejected.
Another girl I don't remember talking to but I got her number. Texting her now, but she's not being very compliant with the date.
Girl # 5 I meet with tomorrow for drinks (; and had a lot of fun with her and her shit tests.
I roll up to a huddled group of girls and go,
Me: Hey! I hope you guys are having a blast being so anti-social!
Them: *smile excitedly, most of them laugh* Oh yea that's us!
Me: I'm Hueman, what are your guys' names?
Them: *names, but then one girl fucks with me*
Her: I'm Pocahontas
nice to meet you
Me: Pocahontas? Well you're not very ugly, I could see it. Never met a Pocahontas before!
Them: *laughing* Oh my god
Her: Oh wow because of my skin tone you think the name fits? (she's indian, I think)
Me: Haha well sure, that and the jewerly puts you a little on the exotic side!
Her: My name's not actually Pocahontas, it's
Them: Ssssh don't tell him!
Her: Guess where I'm from, then
Me: *grabs her hand* Hmmmmm, I'm thinking [town of campus], you might be a towny (;
Her: Haha you asshole
Me: You already know me so well! Where is it then?
Her: [state] but I just recently graduated from here and now I'm in [my city]
Me: No shit? That's where I'm at! Used to go here though. You must have found out I transferred and posted up there too!
Her: Hahaha yea you got me
*her friends separate and leave us to talk, green light*
Me: So what do you do?
blah blah blah - deep dived her on why she does what she does, how she got there, at what point she realized this is exactly what she wanted, why she didn't do XYZ.
Her: How old are you?
Me: *laughs* Guess *mischievous smile*
Her: 19
Me: Close, but no that's how old you are
Her: Haha no I'm 22, how old are you then?
Me: Haha I already told you you gotta guess
Her: 18?? You look young
Me: Do I act young?
Her: 23 (you act like you're 23)
Me: *smiling like an asshole, shake head*
Her: 24!
Me: Haha, so I look 18 but act like I'm 24, why thank you.
Her: Well now that I know you I could see it, you're really mature
Me: Age is a number silly, I'm 21.
She was giving me shit and slightly talking down to me, because she originally thought I was a young fratty asshole, her having graduated. Then, I deep dived her and flipped it, putting me in the position of being more or at the very least equally mature. After this we schedule a date for when we're both back in town. She ends up texting me later that day to meet at a bar, but I was gaming at another bar so declined in a flirty way.
When I got her number, I put the name in as Venezuela just to fuck with her and be jokingly racist, and she thought it was really funny. Great ending to our interaction.
Then there's some girl dancing on the stage who was watching me dance, and she also has a green bandana. I get her number, then fuck up arranging another meeting when I was texting her. I just danced and made some new friends for the rest of the party.
After this my dudes and I hit a bar that opened at 5:00 AM for the occasion, and my old FB's little (who fucks my friend) is being super flirty and teasy, and I realize she's just using me to make the dude jealous. I dance with multiple strangers, get some girls number (I don't remember face/name) and then I blacked out.
I woke up and got Bob Evan's with my dudes, fantastic drunk food (I woke up drunk). My frat doesn't have huge plans for the second round of parties during the day, so I hit up another kid I know in a frat. I got there before him, and forced myself to talk with strangers for the beginning of the party. Some people were really cool with me, some were cold, one girl was even annoyed ("who do you know here????") and I had to do that for about an hour.
Then I ran into girls that I knew from HS, and talked with them for a good while. It was fun to see how different some of them acted now that my sexy vibe is better. I dropped some directly sexual dialogue and got a "did you just say that?" and I just smiled.
My ex-girlfriend was there, and while I have calmed the emotional storm thinking about / seeing her gives me, I eventually felt the need to leave the party- my friend had left already and I didn't want to fuck up my momentum. Last year I was in love with her and it eventually spiralled me to a deep depression.
After that I walked into one of my frat's annex and had a difficult situation with one of the older actives. He was super drunk and wanted me to do something for him, demanding that I look through a pile of clothes to find his phone. I said no, and he threatened to kick my ass. If it weren't for some of the dudes in the room explaining that I'm not a pledge anymore, I probably would have gotten hit - the party before him and I were butting heads (literally lol) because we both had a similar bandana headband.
He flat out told me:
Him: "I don't like you. We're brothers, not friends. You and [my biological brother] don't like eachother, but you're brothers. It's the same with you and I. I think you're a opinionated self righteous douchebag"
Me: "We think very similar things about eachother. I hope you understand that the majority of the last year here was a very difficult time for me, and.
Him: You think yooou had a hard time? Last year, I was diagnosed with major depression. MAJOR depression
Me: I'm sorry to hear that, and perhaps that has something to do with why we both haven't always gotten along as well.
Him: The only reason you're in this fraternity is me. During rush, I STOOD UP FOR YOU, when some kids didn't want to give you a bid. Your entire life is because of me.
Me: Thanks for standing up during that, I'm lucky to have made so many relationships from being in this frat, but understand that this frat, is ONE of my social groups. I have plenty of other friends to choose from, and I'm happy to spend some of my time with the frat. I don't owe you anything, nor do you owe anything to me.
This calmed him down, and the rest of the room seemed to be on my side. He had threatened to kick me out since it was his house, and his roommate told me I was allowed and to stay.
We then went to another bar and the guy took my headband, having lost his, and I had to disarm him again and get it back. If it weren't for my pledge brother peacefully explaining why he should give it back, I would have gotten my ass kicked. This dude is a crazy motherfucker, most kids think he's bipoloar, and he fights like an animal. He suggests having it for an hour, and then decided to do it with rock paper scissors, and I won.
Anyways.. I thought that might be worth documenting disarming an angry drunk, even though I couldn't have done it alone.
Back to women, there was another girl at the bar with HUGE TITS who's number I got, with a dialogue like this,
Me: Are you single?
Her: Yea!
Me: Well lucky you
Her: Why's that? I can never seem to find anything in between a one night stand or boyfriends.
Me: Hmm, so you've never had a fuck buddy?
Her: No not really
Me: Most of my relations have been something like a fuck buddy, I could teach you a thing or two
Her: Yea we should meet up later, I'd like that
Me: Give me your number and we can
Her: *gives number*
Then some kids I hadn't seen in a while rolled up and I lost sight of the girl. She never answered the text.
By now I was fucking myself over because I would forget to remove the number of the girl before that. Because of this I lost like 3 girls simply cuz I didn't know their names and couldn't text them.
But generally it would be contextual opener-->are you single-->I'm only here for tonight-->number--> flirt as long as possible and try to escalate / remove friends.
Theen, I got invited to a frat's concert with this EDM artist, I went to that and moshed my ass off, that shit was lit as fuck.
Afterwards there was an impromptu party at my frat's annex, probably around 5~. I was wasted, and missed an opportunity to escalate very quickly with this freshman. Got her number, and then started getting physical and her friend started freaking out about her cut and cock blocked me. Then I texted her to meet up and got responses, but not a deal close.
Then I passed out.
When I woke up a bunch of people were gone, and I walked over to the bar and found a bunch of my friends. My dude's girlfriend was wingmaning for me as I made a favorable impression, and I had two girls that were sexy as fuck that I was going back and forth with. I can't remember what happened.. I lost them though. I was real salty about that this morning, they were the hottest girls I had tried anything with the whole day.
I found myself at that bar where I fucked the milf last time I visited, and drinking stout. Two thoughts were on my mind:
1). I need to fuck the milf again, and invited her to the bar. She said yes but then ghosted me.
2). Be careful what you wish for, because being a player has backlash (I can't remember what inspired that thought, but I was down on myself about this)
Then I rolled to a dive bar and sat next to this black girl. I was going through my usual motions, and then I told her I wanted to fuck her brains out till she couldn't breath. She lost her shit (in a good way) and then this:
Her: Well I have all the power
Me: HAHA is that so? Explain
Her: The girl always has the power, we're the ones with the pussy
Me: I love girls like you, thinking that way. This dick ain't free
Her: Oooho it's not free huh?
Me: Nope (;
I don't remember the exact dialogue after, but I ended up leaving to hold frame. When I came back, some dude had bought her drinks and was try harding. I laughed and signaled her over to me and she complied. Now she was giving into all my frames and being compliant, and so I suggested we leave. As we walk out, I'm holding her closer, and she goes into kiss me, and I don't let her, she's all upset and I start kissing her neck and biting her ear, she's breathing super hard and I honestly considered fucking her in the staircase right there, but her friends were leeching. Then she pulled off, and we walk to some other bar, she's back to being uncompliant, and I don't remember after that.
I woke up with 8 numbers in my phone and some texting with multiple girls. Apparently I called the milf 3 times so that's never happening again.
Overall, I just was on my shit almost the whole day. I no longer have any problem talking with absolute strangers, hyper sexualizing, and have my sexy vibe down pretty well now. If I could think of one thing I really was lacking it was
going from hook point to moving to a seduction location, with the social atmosphere everybody was in.
Texts with Venezuela:
Me: [her name]*
Her: [fraternity]?
Me: Nah it's the other cute guy you threw your number to (;
Her: Oh him
12 hours later
Her: [bar]?
Me: Not quite (;
Today
Me: Hey [name]
great meeting you in all that nonsense ;p I just got back to [city]. I'd love for us to grab drinks sometime soon
Her: Yea we should! You gotta show me where to go
Me: I have a place in mind (; what's your schedule looking like?
Her: Well I could do tomorrow but I'm also free during the week. Just not Monday
Me: Tomorrow probably works for me
let's meet around 5~ we can walk to [restaurant] from my house
Her: Alright. Sounds good
I don't remember this girl AT ALL, but I looked her up and she's sexy
Me: Blah blah [city] (I typed this in drunk and accidently hit send)
Me: Nice meeting you Brenna, hope the rest of your night was solid
-Hueman
Her: Hey I'm confused haha who is this?
Me: If I remember correctly I'm that blonde dude that was talking to you at a GBD party, I think I wrote that 1st text as a way of remembering to text you and accidently sent it *cheesing*
Her: Hahaha! Well I'm glad you remember that I'm from [city]. I wsih I remembered our conversation a little more
Me: That makes two of us ;p I'm back in [city] now, do you still go to [school] or did you graduate?
Her: I'm a senior at [school] so I graduate in May. How bout you?
Me: I'm at [school], I was gonna say we should grab a drink sometime
are you back from break?
Her: What year are you? And yeah I'm back in [city] for break but I'm going to Nashville on Wednesday
Me: Still got another year (; how about we do Tuesday then? I'm free after 6~
Her: Yeah maybe lol what's your last name
Me: Why you gonna stalk me? *skeptical emoji*
Me: [name] lol
Her: I'm trying to figure out what you look like haha
Me: I'm 4'2" and outstandingly ugly *kissy emoji*
Her: Oh great!
Me: And you're the cute brunette if my memory is serving me, so I'd love to grab a drink at [bar] before you hit vacation (;
Her: My grandparents are here from Bolivia so I'm going to visit with them. But let me know if you go to [school] again
So she didn't comply with the texts, then at the end essentially tells me it's not gonna happen. I think my last text was too risky/uncalibrated.
All in all, and despite the fact I didn't get laid.. that was a fucking ball. I was flirting with everyone.
If only I still went to school there.. I could probably have turned half of those into lays.
Tomorrow - date with Venezuela, possible date with Badoo girl assuming she doesn't flake.
Sunday - Study and work
Monday - Study and work
Tuesday - Coffee with Hipster girl, then it's my buddy's 21st birthday.
Penny date - TBD
Catfish date - TBD
2nd date with Cat - TBD
2nd chance with BB - TBD
