i'm writing this to brag, more than anything. my first tinder bang, 18 years old. and one of my recent posts on here was me telling ray zorse i thought 18 was now almost out of reach. 
ld
now, this is a yes girl all the way, so all i had to do was keep my mouth blathering nonsense at quiet moments, shut up whenever she was talking, ignore her protests, and get her home. which, i would probably never have figured out by myself even though i'd been reading seduction material for about 5 years before i found GC, so thanks chase. the simplicity of seduction is beautiful.
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*technically another app, not Tinder, but close enough.
so i just got onto this on ... wednesday, i think. swiped right plenty, talked to a few girls but nothing notable. woke up friday morning and looked at my phone "congratulations you have a new match", 18 years old. my first thought was OMG she's a lovely little thing. so i decided to tell her just that
me: OMG you're a lovely little thing. if you don't meet me for a coffee i shall be disappointed. (i'm sure this opener is breaking all kinds of tinderules but, i say what i feel)
her: lol. thnx. how are you
me: i'm alright. wish i was still asleep. [her name] short for something?
her: nice no that's my name
me: lao che
her: nice to meet you
me: you're up early. how comes?
her: slept early last night. how about you
me: we englishmen wake early. need time to drink lots of cups of tea
her: lol cool
me: i'd rather still be in bed and you? i guess you got nothing to do. no work or school
her: but you still got up early and drink tea?
me: well it's time to get up
her: lol yeah
me: i'm gonna add you on whatsapp
.....
short while later
me: sorry i was busy checking out your pics ,-)
her: haha never mind
me: you're a cheeky monkey! taking pics of dudes in the park
her: haha just took pics. not a big deal
me: you need a better camera. zoom lens haha
her: haha yeah
me: now i know what to get you for christmas.
her: lol
me: which park is that
her: [whatever park]
me: i like [park near my home which i frequent]
her: i've never been there
me: how comes! where you live?
her: [place far far away] but i hang out a lot. you live in [district]
me: near there, yes. you hang out a lot?
her: yea
me: hang out at the park flirting with boys probably. what are you up to today
her:lol. no plans yet. how about you
me: how about a coffee and a walk in the park
her: sounds nice. about when
me: i'm gonna work out first. after i drink my tea ,-) what time can you make it
her: you don't work today?
me: later
her: i can make it 3 pm or later
me: what, it takes you that long to put on your makeup?
her: i need at least one hour on the metro and eat breakfast and take a shower .........
me: (i googled ugly pigs or something and then sent her the pic of some fucked up sow) [her name], pre makeup
her: lol come on
me: ;-) that's good that you're gonna take your time to look pretty. shower at least
her: lol yeah. i don't spend much time on makeup. just too lazy these days. lol is it ok for you
me: not ok. dress pretty. and promise to laugh at my jokes. (thanks krauser)
her: lol. ok
me: 3 is too late for me. what to do .... what to do ..... hmmm
her: maybe another day is better? you don't need to work at the weekend right?
me: i do. do you have a curfew?
her: no (BINGO!)
me: evening drink instead of afternoon coffee
her: about when?
me: 7 30 ish
her: okay nice
me: alright i'll have to think about this
her: nice
me:which metro line you take?
her: 8
me: well that's perfect. (it brings her pretty much right to my office)
her:
me: [metro station]
her: ok
me: great. see you there. 730
her: great
me: [my number] just in case
her: ok
i have no doubt at all that i'll fuck this girl. in fact i started compiling the LR in my head even before i'd met her in person, (i do that all the time now. anyone else?)
so it was plain sailing all the way, just a matter of logistics. but i had a shitload of stuff to do so had to get cracking. anyway, i can skip to the first meet.
i get there just before she does and see her coming up the stairs. "you've gotta be [name]" we greet, and i tell her wait a sec, while i put down my coffee cup so i can greet her properly with a hug. i tell her we're not going anywhere yet until i drink my coffee so we stand and make small talk about her journey and whatever. then i get on my scooter and tell her to hop on.
it's short notice and i'm not following my usual date model but i have the bare-bones of a plan. which goes almost perfectly.
first we go to a nearby bar/pub, sit next to each other on comfy leather couches, i have gin and tonic and she's on a mojito. great stuff. oh, she ordered without telling me. the waiter came over and she said something which i didn't hear, then the waiter walked away. i asked "what are you having?"
"mojito"
"well you should probably tell the waiter to come back so i can order a gin and tonic"
"i already ordered it for you." so i told her off. i said she better not do that again, that's my job.
conversation is going alright, she's bubbly, kinda loud actually, a bit skittish maybe. laughs a lot, but i put that down to my natural comedic skills i'm trying to make her talk more softly without actually saying it, i'm talking quietly so she has to lean in and say what? but she doesn't follow my lead. it's pretty hard to turn the conversation more intimate when i keep thinking the neighbours can hear half of it.
she asks me what i'm looking for here! my stock answer for this is "well, i'm not looking for anything serious" her reply is usually "so you just wanna fuck" or some variation thereof. to which i reply "does that bother you?" depending on the situation i can take this pretty far "that bothers you? that i think you're sexy? that i wanna put my hard dick inside you? that bothers you? obviously this was too early in the date for such things sot his time i just dodged it by firing it back on her and then moving on from her answer. she said something about friends and then she said "you know tinder is a dating app?"
me:"oh, really? what does that mean?" i played dumb and she replied "yes, some people use it to try and find people to hook up with" i said, "oh, so that means you think this is a date"
"no no don't get me wrong bla bla bla "
i said "so, you're saying this isn't a date? good, does that mean i'll be safe with you? you're gonna keep your hands off me?"
we spend some time asking each other the random questions provided on the tinder app. first "mild" questions then "intimate" what kind of presents do you like best? are you afraid of making decisions? should couples have keys to one another's apartment? nothing too wild but i managed to use them to springboard off into some funny terittory.
drinks done we go to a sushi place we each order a couple of things to share and i order us two mojitos. same deal here with the talking. couple next to us can probably know what's going on. maybe i was self conscious coz i'm an old dude out with a young girl. anyway, i'm having a pretty good time but it's hard to turn up the heat, i need to be able to smooth it out with my sexy voice, plus sitting opposite was not conducive to the vibe.
i notice more than once that i think she's nervous and i ask her about it. she's arms-crossed, hunched forward a little. she says it's just comfortable for her. so i was showing her how to sit, arms draped down, sexier like that. if you're not used to it it feels so uncomfortable, but if you force yourself it gets much better. that's another thing i learned from GC how to sit and stand sexy.
so that became a running theme, like practicing to sit sexy. every now and then i'd notice her slouching and tell her "practice!" and we'd lounge back all relaxed and loose.
i get the bill and tell her sushi is on me, and she's buying the cocktails at the next bar. she ask "is it very expensive?" "yes." so on we go. it's not far but i keep getting lost or missing my street, or just fucking up and going the wrong way. doesn't matter we end up at a little corner park so i stop and we wander around watching old people dance.
the park is actually closed, i'm looking to climb in for some fun but it's a no go. so, pleasant little interlude, little bit of a nicer environment for us to talk, and other people to interact with. i'm not one for touching girls much, partly because of the 'sexy man' thing but also because i'm very aware of the girl's reputation, and of the attention from strangers, so i don't want girls to get creeped out, not that they wouldn't wanna hold hands or have my arm around them, but because they would want it, just in a more private location. so, no touching, but we're talking and walking close. a lot of time i kind of get in front of a girl, making a point or doing something playful, while walking backwards. i find this really sexy. imagine she says something you don't believe so you get right in front of her and with exaggerated facial expressions and a real sarcastic obviously joking tone you say "oh, really?" fuck, writing this out makes me sound like jim carrey. might have to tone it down. i've got a lot of wierd mannerisms, like the exaggerated chin-stroke when thinking about something and saying "hmmmm" like i'm stroking my big long beard and having a hard think.
anyway, on to the cocktail bar. it becomes a running joke that i keep getting lost. it's really not that bad but i exaggerate it to comic effect. she keeps using her ipad to chat to her friends, even while on the back of my scooter. somehow it's not rude though. like she would put it away when i came back from the bathroom, and she would say sorry, but i don't care. she's a kid, she probably needs to tell her friends where she is so she feels a little safer and they don't worry. so in a dumb-girl voice i imitate what i imagine her conversations are like, while air-typing. either like asinine shit "yeah we're drinking mojitos" "just having sushi!" "going for a cocktail now" or chase-framing "yeah, he's better looking than his pictures .." "yeah i like him i'm probably gonna stay out tonight" or self-deprecating about my navigation "yeah the date was terrible! he kept driving round in circles!"
i haven't been to the cocktail bar on a weekend. it is real busy and our table isn't great. this place is like a speakeasy, it's real dark and quiet on one side but our side was near the bar and it was crowded and noisy. i ordered for us both and set about turning up the heat. i'm comfortable enough that we can start with sexy talk because the noise of the crowd will drown out her voice and she'll be leaning in to hear me.
we talk about all the usual stuff, first times and how many partners and so on. she claims 8. i told her more than 1 and less than 1000, but first i told her that if she even wanted to think about sex she had to put a ring on my finger first. i'm saving myself for the right woman.
she told me her first time was when she was seventeen and when i asked she told me "he was about your age" (which put the notchometer up to about 98%). she brings up the subject of age once or twice during the night but i just ignore it or turn it around
now we're leaving the cocktail bar, i'm confident i know my way to the next two places. she asks where we going and i'm almost thinking outloud "we're gonna go to the park and then we're gonna go back to my place. or maybe we should go straight back. yeah, you wanna go straight back?" she didn't seem too keen on that idea, "yeah we'll just go have a little look in the park. it's not far so usual small talk and sexy talk. oh, i'll always put my hand on a girls knee when she's riding pillion. at first just like incidental touching, then as the evening progresses i make my way through touching for emphasis, to resting my hand to, all the way up the skirt with her jerking me off (but that's only happenend once, and she's a special girl).
walking around the park at night is nice, i'm not thinking i can bang here, although i have a secret place for that, but i'm thinking i can turn up the steam for a little while before pulling the trigger.
oh, i forgot to mention, the "friend" she's talking to is a dude who hasn't fucked her yet. she says he wouldn't fuck her because they didn't have a condom. and she's mentioned to me several times that she has to, at some point, meet her "friend" which i either ignore or rebuke "you're not going to meet anyone, it's 12.30"
now we're holding hands in the dark, there's a few people but no one can see anyway. so we can walk and whisper and there's some shady spots. i'm getting close to her, pulling her in to me, talking nonsense. can't remember what i said, it gets pretty hot but i am not gonna make out with her until i get her home. i will, however, tease the fuck out of her. so i pull her into me, grab her hair at the scruff off her neck, pull her lips close to mine, pull her head back so her neck is exposed and lean down to smell her and sniff her neck. this sounds corny as fuck. i wouldn't believe it if i read it in a cheap paperback.
i love to smell a girls neck, they love it to. so we go to leave and she mentions again about meeting the friend. i literaly just said "get on" and then rode home, which didn't take long.
she comments "nice place" when she enters my apartment, and i say "oh, yeah, thanks, it's alright." it is nice. but it's nothing special, i guess it's a pleasant surprise to girls after they hike up 6 flights of stairs in what appears to be a kinda shoddy neighbourhood.
i don't waste any time once she's inside. i give her a quick show round, offer her drinks, put on some music we discussed earlier and then fuck her, basically. sex was alright. this girl's obviously very open, she's told me all kinds over the course of the evening. i fuck her pretty good and she's saying ohmygod but i can't get her. i was actually exhausted. at one point i was having to change arms whilst fingering her and eating her clit.
so i jizzed all over her and then about thirty seconds later she reached for her ipad. hahaha fucking kids. then she starts talking about going to meet her friend again and i just basically told her to shut up she was staying here (in hindsight why not just let her go?). i went and found a toothbrush for her and told her she could sleep in tomorrow while i get up, as long as she promised not to steal my tv. so we went to bed and i did my favourite move which is when she faces away from you and you put your arm around her neck and pull her into you, spooning, i think it is called. i never met a girl who didn't love that, it's very dominant but also very intimate. you can grab her tits with the underhand and rub her pussy with the other and pull her head round to kiss her lips, or you can bite her on her ears and neck and back. and from there you can roll her onto her belly, so she's flat on her belly with you in from behind. every girl loves this position. best for big dicks or skinny girls. i don't have a big dick though.
from there i turn her over and smash into her ontop. it was only when i took a moment from fucking her - because my legs were giving out - and she started shuddering. the silent shudder. i just didn't know it but she's like a quiet-cummer or something. haha i never seen that before.
now, first time i started in the living room. i ate her pussy. the lights were on. didn't notice anything out of the ordinary. it was dark the second time but i felt something, both with my hands and my dick, at the entrance to her vagina.like small lumps or something. i asked what it was and she said she didn't know. but she wasn't surprised by it, now i'm fucking terrified that i'm gonna get warts from hpv.
i finished off and we went to sleep. i left her a note in the morning, with a cup of tea and directions to the subway
follow up texts:
oh, you made the bed. well, kind of. left the AC on though, so spanks for you next time.
haha
hey where's my TV by the way
haha you guess
i'm just glad you didn't find the envelope stuffed with cash hidden behind it
so yeah, tinder, two thumbs up
ld
now, this is a yes girl all the way, so all i had to do was keep my mouth blathering nonsense at quiet moments, shut up whenever she was talking, ignore her protests, and get her home. which, i would probably never have figured out by myself even though i'd been reading seduction material for about 5 years before i found GC, so thanks chase. the simplicity of seduction is beautiful.
............................
*technically another app, not Tinder, but close enough.
so i just got onto this on ... wednesday, i think. swiped right plenty, talked to a few girls but nothing notable. woke up friday morning and looked at my phone "congratulations you have a new match", 18 years old. my first thought was OMG she's a lovely little thing. so i decided to tell her just that
me: OMG you're a lovely little thing. if you don't meet me for a coffee i shall be disappointed. (i'm sure this opener is breaking all kinds of tinderules but, i say what i feel)
her: lol. thnx. how are you
me: i'm alright. wish i was still asleep. [her name] short for something?
her: nice
no that's my nameme: lao che
her: nice to meet you
me: you're up early. how comes?
her: slept early last night. how about you
me: we englishmen wake early. need time to drink lots of cups of tea
her: lol cool
me: i'd rather still be in bed and you? i guess you got nothing to do. no work or school
her: but you still got up early and drink tea?
me: well it's time to get up
her: lol yeah
me: i'm gonna add you on whatsapp
.....
short while later
me: sorry i was busy checking out your pics ,-)
her: haha never mind
me: you're a cheeky monkey! taking pics of dudes in the park
her: haha just took pics. not a big deal
me: you need a better camera. zoom lens haha
her: haha yeah
me: now i know what to get you for christmas.
her: lol
me: which park is that
her: [whatever park]
me: i like [park near my home which i frequent]
her: i've never been there
me: how comes! where you live?
her: [place far far away] but i hang out a lot. you live in [district]
me: near there, yes. you hang out a lot?
her: yea
me: hang out at the park flirting with boys probably. what are you up to today
her:lol. no plans yet. how about you
me: how about a coffee and a walk in the park
her: sounds nice. about when
me: i'm gonna work out first. after i drink my tea ,-) what time can you make it
her: you don't work today?
me: later
her: i can make it 3 pm or later
me: what, it takes you that long to put on your makeup?
her: i need at least one hour on the metro and eat breakfast and take a shower .........
me: (i googled ugly pigs or something and then sent her the pic of some fucked up sow) [her name], pre makeup
her: lol come on
me: ;-) that's good that you're gonna take your time to look pretty. shower at least
her: lol yeah. i don't spend much time on makeup. just too lazy these days. lol is it ok for you
me: not ok. dress pretty. and promise to laugh at my jokes. (thanks krauser)
her: lol. ok
me: 3 is too late for me. what to do .... what to do ..... hmmm
her: maybe another day is better? you don't need to work at the weekend right?
me: i do. do you have a curfew?
her: no (BINGO!)
me: evening drink instead of afternoon coffee
her: about when?
me: 7 30 ish
her: okay nice
me: alright i'll have to think about this
her: nice
me:which metro line you take?
her: 8
me: well that's perfect. (it brings her pretty much right to my office)
her:
me: [metro station]
her: ok
me: great. see you there. 730
her: great
me: [my number] just in case
her: ok
i have no doubt at all that i'll fuck this girl. in fact i started compiling the LR in my head even before i'd met her in person, (i do that all the time now. anyone else?)
so it was plain sailing all the way, just a matter of logistics. but i had a shitload of stuff to do so had to get cracking. anyway, i can skip to the first meet.
i get there just before she does and see her coming up the stairs. "you've gotta be [name]" we greet, and i tell her wait a sec, while i put down my coffee cup so i can greet her properly with a hug. i tell her we're not going anywhere yet until i drink my coffee so we stand and make small talk about her journey and whatever. then i get on my scooter and tell her to hop on.
it's short notice and i'm not following my usual date model but i have the bare-bones of a plan. which goes almost perfectly.
first we go to a nearby bar/pub, sit next to each other on comfy leather couches, i have gin and tonic and she's on a mojito. great stuff. oh, she ordered without telling me. the waiter came over and she said something which i didn't hear, then the waiter walked away. i asked "what are you having?"
"mojito"
"well you should probably tell the waiter to come back so i can order a gin and tonic"
"i already ordered it for you." so i told her off. i said she better not do that again, that's my job.
conversation is going alright, she's bubbly, kinda loud actually, a bit skittish maybe. laughs a lot, but i put that down to my natural comedic skills
i'm trying to make her talk more softly without actually saying it, i'm talking quietly so she has to lean in and say what? but she doesn't follow my lead. it's pretty hard to turn the conversation more intimate when i keep thinking the neighbours can hear half of it.she asks me what i'm looking for here! my stock answer for this is "well, i'm not looking for anything serious" her reply is usually "so you just wanna fuck" or some variation thereof. to which i reply "does that bother you?" depending on the situation i can take this pretty far "that bothers you? that i think you're sexy? that i wanna put my hard dick inside you? that bothers you? obviously this was too early in the date for such things sot his time i just dodged it by firing it back on her and then moving on from her answer. she said something about friends and then she said "you know tinder is a dating app?"
me:"oh, really? what does that mean?" i played dumb and she replied "yes, some people use it to try and find people to hook up with" i said, "oh, so that means you think this is a date"
"no no don't get me wrong bla bla bla "
i said "so, you're saying this isn't a date? good, does that mean i'll be safe with you? you're gonna keep your hands off me?"
we spend some time asking each other the random questions provided on the tinder app. first "mild" questions then "intimate" what kind of presents do you like best? are you afraid of making decisions? should couples have keys to one another's apartment? nothing too wild but i managed to use them to springboard off into some funny terittory.
drinks done we go to a sushi place we each order a couple of things to share and i order us two mojitos. same deal here with the talking. couple next to us can probably know what's going on. maybe i was self conscious coz i'm an old dude out with a young girl. anyway, i'm having a pretty good time but it's hard to turn up the heat, i need to be able to smooth it out with my sexy voice, plus sitting opposite was not conducive to the vibe.
i notice more than once that i think she's nervous and i ask her about it. she's arms-crossed, hunched forward a little. she says it's just comfortable for her. so i was showing her how to sit, arms draped down, sexier like that. if you're not used to it it feels so uncomfortable, but if you force yourself it gets much better. that's another thing i learned from GC how to sit and stand sexy.
so that became a running theme, like practicing to sit sexy. every now and then i'd notice her slouching and tell her "practice!" and we'd lounge back all relaxed and loose.
i get the bill and tell her sushi is on me, and she's buying the cocktails at the next bar. she ask "is it very expensive?" "yes." so on we go. it's not far but i keep getting lost or missing my street, or just fucking up and going the wrong way. doesn't matter we end up at a little corner park so i stop and we wander around watching old people dance.
the park is actually closed, i'm looking to climb in for some fun but it's a no go. so, pleasant little interlude, little bit of a nicer environment for us to talk, and other people to interact with. i'm not one for touching girls much, partly because of the 'sexy man' thing but also because i'm very aware of the girl's reputation, and of the attention from strangers, so i don't want girls to get creeped out, not that they wouldn't wanna hold hands or have my arm around them, but because they would want it, just in a more private location. so, no touching, but we're talking and walking close. a lot of time i kind of get in front of a girl, making a point or doing something playful, while walking backwards. i find this really sexy. imagine she says something you don't believe so you get right in front of her and with exaggerated facial expressions and a real sarcastic obviously joking tone you say "oh, really?" fuck, writing this out makes me sound like jim carrey. might have to tone it down. i've got a lot of wierd mannerisms, like the exaggerated chin-stroke when thinking about something and saying "hmmmm" like i'm stroking my big long beard and having a hard think.
anyway, on to the cocktail bar. it becomes a running joke that i keep getting lost. it's really not that bad but i exaggerate it to comic effect. she keeps using her ipad to chat to her friends, even while on the back of my scooter. somehow it's not rude though. like she would put it away when i came back from the bathroom, and she would say sorry, but i don't care. she's a kid, she probably needs to tell her friends where she is so she feels a little safer and they don't worry. so in a dumb-girl voice i imitate what i imagine her conversations are like, while air-typing. either like asinine shit "yeah we're drinking mojitos" "just having sushi!" "going for a cocktail now" or chase-framing "yeah, he's better looking than his pictures .." "yeah i like him i'm probably gonna stay out tonight" or self-deprecating about my navigation "yeah the date was terrible! he kept driving round in circles!"
i haven't been to the cocktail bar on a weekend. it is real busy and our table isn't great. this place is like a speakeasy, it's real dark and quiet on one side but our side was near the bar and it was crowded and noisy. i ordered for us both and set about turning up the heat. i'm comfortable enough that we can start with sexy talk because the noise of the crowd will drown out her voice and she'll be leaning in to hear me.
we talk about all the usual stuff, first times and how many partners and so on. she claims 8. i told her more than 1 and less than 1000, but first i told her that if she even wanted to think about sex she had to put a ring on my finger first. i'm saving myself for the right woman.
she told me her first time was when she was seventeen and when i asked she told me "he was about your age" (which put the notchometer up to about 98%). she brings up the subject of age once or twice during the night but i just ignore it or turn it around
now we're leaving the cocktail bar, i'm confident i know my way to the next two places. she asks where we going and i'm almost thinking outloud "we're gonna go to the park and then we're gonna go back to my place. or maybe we should go straight back. yeah, you wanna go straight back?" she didn't seem too keen on that idea, "yeah we'll just go have a little look in the park. it's not far so usual small talk and sexy talk. oh, i'll always put my hand on a girls knee when she's riding pillion. at first just like incidental touching, then as the evening progresses i make my way through touching for emphasis, to resting my hand to, all the way up the skirt with her jerking me off (but that's only happenend once, and she's a special girl).
walking around the park at night is nice, i'm not thinking i can bang here, although i have a secret place for that, but i'm thinking i can turn up the steam for a little while before pulling the trigger.
oh, i forgot to mention, the "friend" she's talking to is a dude who hasn't fucked her yet. she says he wouldn't fuck her because they didn't have a condom. and she's mentioned to me several times that she has to, at some point, meet her "friend" which i either ignore or rebuke "you're not going to meet anyone, it's 12.30"
now we're holding hands in the dark, there's a few people but no one can see anyway. so we can walk and whisper and there's some shady spots. i'm getting close to her, pulling her in to me, talking nonsense. can't remember what i said, it gets pretty hot but i am not gonna make out with her until i get her home. i will, however, tease the fuck out of her. so i pull her into me, grab her hair at the scruff off her neck, pull her lips close to mine, pull her head back so her neck is exposed and lean down to smell her and sniff her neck. this sounds corny as fuck. i wouldn't believe it if i read it in a cheap paperback.
i love to smell a girls neck, they love it to. so we go to leave and she mentions again about meeting the friend. i literaly just said "get on" and then rode home, which didn't take long.
she comments "nice place" when she enters my apartment, and i say "oh, yeah, thanks, it's alright." it is nice. but it's nothing special, i guess it's a pleasant surprise to girls after they hike up 6 flights of stairs in what appears to be a kinda shoddy neighbourhood.
i don't waste any time once she's inside. i give her a quick show round, offer her drinks, put on some music we discussed earlier and then fuck her, basically. sex was alright. this girl's obviously very open, she's told me all kinds over the course of the evening. i fuck her pretty good and she's saying ohmygod but i can't get her. i was actually exhausted. at one point i was having to change arms whilst fingering her and eating her clit.
so i jizzed all over her and then about thirty seconds later she reached for her ipad. hahaha fucking kids. then she starts talking about going to meet her friend again and i just basically told her to shut up she was staying here (in hindsight why not just let her go?). i went and found a toothbrush for her and told her she could sleep in tomorrow while i get up, as long as she promised not to steal my tv. so we went to bed and i did my favourite move which is when she faces away from you and you put your arm around her neck and pull her into you, spooning, i think it is called. i never met a girl who didn't love that, it's very dominant but also very intimate. you can grab her tits with the underhand and rub her pussy with the other and pull her head round to kiss her lips, or you can bite her on her ears and neck and back. and from there you can roll her onto her belly, so she's flat on her belly with you in from behind. every girl loves this position. best for big dicks or skinny girls. i don't have a big dick though.
from there i turn her over and smash into her ontop. it was only when i took a moment from fucking her - because my legs were giving out - and she started shuddering. the silent shudder. i just didn't know it but she's like a quiet-cummer or something. haha i never seen that before.
now, first time i started in the living room. i ate her pussy. the lights were on. didn't notice anything out of the ordinary. it was dark the second time but i felt something, both with my hands and my dick, at the entrance to her vagina.like small lumps or something. i asked what it was and she said she didn't know. but she wasn't surprised by it, now i'm fucking terrified that i'm gonna get warts from hpv.
i finished off and we went to sleep. i left her a note in the morning, with a cup of tea and directions to the subway
follow up texts:
oh, you made the bed. well, kind of. left the AC on though, so spanks for you next time.
haha
hey where's my TV by the way
haha you guess
i'm just glad you didn't find the envelope stuffed with cash hidden behind it
so yeah, tinder, two thumbs up
