The Zero Chronicles - My NextASF Lay Reports

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(×2) Backpacking Adventures: 2 Girls 1 Room​

So I got a private room in a hostel to have sex with a girl. It's not something I do often, but in this case it was definitely worth it, although not for the reason I'd imagined. We'd met at the bar of a hostel in another town. My buddies made me approach her and I chatted her up. She is a tiny dark-eyed latina, looks like jailbait but is 21. She immediately called me a player and teased me for being European and unable to dance, so I swept her off her feet with a bunch of moves that left her amazed and horny. I mean she asked for it. Our whole group moved to the rooftop terrace where I kissed her and then took her to a hammock. Our vibe was all sweet and tender, but turned into dry-humping quickly. She didn't let me touch her but gave me a hammock handjob. At least that's got a nice ring to it. We then went to sleep in my bed. The next night we hooked up again but she turned out to be very difficult about having sex in the presence of strangers. So when I found out she was going to the same place as me only a day later than me, I decided to surprise her with some privacy so we wouldn't be distracted by logistics. As I said goodbye to her, she told me to "behave".

Of course I wasn't going to.


The first thing I notice at the new hostel is the most perfect ass I have seen in a long time. I literally stop everything I'm doing as she swoons by and reflect on the perfection of that butt for a while. A few minutes later, she passes by me again and I register that she is one of the prettiest things I've seen in a while too. Petite, Asian, long dark hair, and just an air of elegance you don't see much in backpacker chicks. I'm thrilled to see I know the guy who walks behind her, and greet him. He introduces me to the people walking behind him and I join the group. At this point it looks like he didnt actually know her but i still join them for lunch.


To my great and pleasant surprise, she joins us too a bit later. I don't talk to her at first, and within a few minutes, she comes up to me and goes:


Her: "Hey I'm Asia, and you?"


My mind did a Californication-style fast forward cut to a scene of us having passionate and raunchy sex.


Me: "I'm 0---, where you from?"


She smiles and our conversation meanders into the usual get-to-know chatter and we joke around a little bit about the menu with the others. Funny enough, she is actually from California. Afterwards, the group sort of splits and I see her again later as she invites me to watch the sunset with her and the guy, but I pass out before they leave. I run into her again a bit later as I chill by the pool and we have some beers together. I tell her I wanna go for dinner and she tells me she's eaten but she'll join me for a drink. My mind brings up pornographic images again and we go search for a place. It's almost date athmosphere as we sit down in a cute restaurant with a great cocktail selection, but she recognizes an older woman sitting at another table with a guy and I immediately wave them over and we make friends with them. The guy is boring and leaves but the woman is cool as fuck and we both insist she stay and party with us.


After dinner, the three of us have a few drinks at the hostel. We've immediately found that the three of us make a good party team. They go change to go out. I have to stop myself from staring as my girl returns. She's wearing high-heeled boots and red lipstick. She looks stunning, and that perfect ass of hers is packed into tight little hotpants. As you probably saw coming, this is the third time my mind conjures up naughty images.


The night is a mess. We lose our new friend in the first place we go to and find her again back at the hostel. In hindsight, she was probably just being decent and giving us space but we really wanted to party with her. We make it to a salsa bar where I dance a little with Asia and our friend gets swirled around by locals, but its too tight to really go at it. As the place closes, we get directions to another salsa bar where there's more space.


We make a boisterous entrance as I immediately start dancing with both of them at the same time and kind of hog the spotlight. I dance with our friend for a bit as some old man gives my girl a bunch of spins. Then our friend steals away and it's just the two of us. We salsa wild, start grinding a little, salsa more, then I kiss her. Then back to salsa and grinding. It's terribly sexy. I notice some of the locals watching us. We dance for at least an hour, probably more. At the end, it's just the two of us on the dance floor and dozens of people watching. We're hot and sweating and in some sort of erotic bubble. What a woman.


I really mess things up after we leave the bar. I dont know where to take her, so I get frisky with her in a public place - she says we should go home, and in the hostel shower - she suddenly runs away and says she can't do this here. I have to run after her and stop her in the hallway.


Her: "I'm sorry for being so indecisive...I just feel weird"


Me: "It's okay."


Her: "I don't know why...I just don't feel comfortable doing something sexual..."


Me: "That's alright. Look I really like you and I wanna spend some more time with you. I'm not going to lie and say you're not turning me on, but it's okay."


Her: "Thanks for being nice...look, I'm not tired..."


Me: "Ok here's what we're going to do: We're going to go to my bed, we're not doing anything you're not comfortable with, and we can just talk"


Which is obviously what I should have done from the start. It's funny how I still fuck up sometimes on stuff like this. I had a feeling she'd not be comfortable fucking in a dorm room, so I took her to MORE risky places. Stupid, innit?


Anyway, we make it to my bed, which is a top bunk but it's made out of concrete so it's not shaky. It's also high up so we're out of sight. We kiss and i carress her lightly. I massage her boobs a little bit, which turns her on immediately, and she starts rubbing my cock. I carefully escalate, letting her take most of the initiative, and within five minutes I am cupping my hands around that perfect ass as I drive my hard cock into her.


All those failed escalation attempts and her tight pussy have made me sensitive. I am immediately close to orgasm. So I tell her she turns me on too much and that I want her to enjoy this, pull out and finger her. She starts convulsing and moaning softly, but grabs my cock very soon. She obviously wants me in her. So I turn her over so she's facing sideways and I fuck her from behind. Dumb move too in hindsight cuz that just makes me cum faster, but her ridiculously perfect ass just kinda froze my rational brain. I fuck her softly but cum after a few minutes. We fall asleep arm in arm.


In the morning, there's activity in the dorm but were kind of out of view. As it subsides, we check and see there's still two guys sleeping. We start kissing and I can't help but get ridiculously turned on as I run my hands down her perfect body. I start putting my fingers in her, and this time I get to give her the proper treatment. Her body convulses as she cums hard and I make her squirt a tiny little bit. She looks at me with huge eyes and says:


Her: "Now I REALLY wanna be alone with you!"


I reach for a condom, but she slaps my wrist, moves down and starts giving me the most amazing blowjob. I just let myself sink into the bliss of having this beautiful girl work on my cock just out of sight of anybody coming in. Then I cum in her mouth and she swallows it all while we gaze into each other's eyes for a long time.


A bit later, as my mind wakes up too, I realize I'm in trouble. My latina is going to show up in the afternoon, and Asia isn't leaving this place until the late evening. Im on very PDA-heavy terms with both of them, so just casually socializing my way through won't work. As I am cuddling with Asia in the common room, we start getting turned on again. There's only one guy sleeping in there. I decide this is as good a moment as any, so while she is rubbing my cock through my shorts, I say:


Me: "I have a surprise for you: I have a private room!"


Her: "Oh wow! Wait, why do you?"


I have no plausible excuse.


Me: "Yyyeeeeah this might be awkward .. So I'm kind of waiting for somebody here, but then I met you..."


Her: "Ooooh and you got this room to be with her?"


Me: "Yep."


Her: "Oh well, I guess she can have my sloppy seconds..can we go there now?"


I'm in love.


We go to my room and have some of the best sex ever, trying out each other's favourite positions, play with spanking and so on, and sharing our sexual histories in between. She is so goddamn cool. I revel in the beauty of her fun, light-hearted way. It certainly complements the beauty of her face and her body, which I also take in thoroughly now. These are the scenes I'd imagined earlier. I can't decide whether she moves like a goddess or like a porn star. Her ass and legs are so perfect and firm that I can't stop touching them. Her stomach is flat and incredibly sexy - Her tits are small, but in the good way. Perky, well-shaped things that send shivers through her when I massage them or bite her nipples, which she encourages me to. And that pretty face with that mischievous grin. She keeps joking about the situation, suggesting we only use one side of the bed so I can fuck the other chick on the other.


Her: "Hahaha I think I am considering her more than YOU do!"


Such a cool chick. At some point I tell her I like her even more now that she's so cool about this and she goes:


Her: "I mean, You've already laid me now."


Seriously, I'm so in love.


She's a total team player. After we fucked a bunch of times, she sneaks out of my room and I have a nap. Then I go out and almost immediately run into the latina. I kiss her to say hi and the we go have dinner. On the way back we pass by a supermarket and I go buy something. In there, I run into Asia and we have a little chat. She asks me if the latina knows about the room yet, and I tell her I'm waiting for the moment to let her know.


Her: "No worries, I trust your game!"


Me: "Oh, how's that?"


She smiles and kind of runs her hand down my arm softly. I wanna take her to my room again but I know there's no point since she's leaving in no time, so I whisper:


Me: "Shh she's around here!"


Her: "Ooooh is it the girl in the red dress over there?"


Me: "How the hell did you know?"


Her: "She keeps staring at me..."


Me: "Oh well, I'll talk my way out of this."


Her: "Tell her I have a boyfriend."


Me: "I'll tell her you're THIS guy's girlfriend.", pointing to the guy who's there with her.


Her: "You're too good at this."


I wink and turn away. That's the last time I've seen her.


Things with the latina are pretty smooth sailing from there. I tell her about the room early, we have a nap there before we go out. I wanna take her salsa dancing, but the bar is closed tonight so I can't impress those locals by pulling another chick in front of their eyes. Instead we go to a normal bar where we dance random dances. After some time we go home and I take her to the room. We have a shower, where she starts stroking my cock and I finger her. We go to bed without drying because of the heat, and I finger her some more before I put the condom on. I lay down as she lowers herself on my cock.


Her: "Careful...it hurts"


Me: "Am I too big for you?"


Her: "Everybody is."


She's really tight and I almost can't fuck her properly. I manage to cum in the end but most of it is navigating the sensitivities of her tiny body trying not to hurt her. Wouldn't have been worth getting an expensive private room.


Thank god for Asia.

 

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(×2) Backpacking Adventures: Beachery and Treason​

I've been backpacking for a while now, and although it has been a blast, the first few weeks were quite disappointing women-wise. I made out with a bunch of sexy locals, but something always messed up the last mile: one chick threw me out of her cab inadvertedly because she was too drunk (and I suspect she was partly playing with me to give her gay friend a shot at my travel buddy); one sexy little fox got beaten up in the ladies' toilets by jealous bitches, which kinda threw me off my game (yeah, I've been to some dodgy places); once, I had to break up a three-way make-out with two ridiculously hot pub crawl guides because I had to catch a plane. In short, I was unlucky and my logistics were shit (you cant take externals into your hostel in most places for security reasons). Then I fell sick for a bunch of weeks and my libido and attractiveness plummeted.


So you understand that I was quite blueballed about a month in. I'd met a bunch of guys who were great fun to travel with. We are sitting in our hostel's common room playing a fun game which makes the group of girls next to us laugh several times. Naturally, we invite them to join us. They are not super hot, but we've all decided that backpacker chicks get about a +1 on the 1-10 scale cuz the average is just, umm, lower. Anyway, a lot of laughter and a bunch of drinks later I am forced to reveal some info about my relationship situation, which is complicated (no more detail here though). The guys all joke that I'm out of the game with these chicks. I know better though.


Some more drinks later, we move it to the beachside club where we meet up with a bunch of locals we have met. I'm not really trying to hit on anyone, but something is in the air and I catch fire on the dancefloor. Salsa with the locals, dance with all the girls and enjoy myself way too much. Not long into the evening, this short chick with a pretty good body in a white dress starts grinding me quite ostentatively everytime i dance with her. I off course get turned on but kind of want to stick with dancing with the group. So after some time in, I lead her away from the group a little, get my face really close to hers, put a finger between our lips and go "Sssshhhhh". Then I turn back towards the group and continue my thing.


This of course leaves her absolutely confused, and a few minutes later she pulls me away asking what that was. I grin and tell her we should be discreet. I kiss her quickly, break away and repeat the ssshhh manoeuver. Back to the group. We repeat this a bunch of times. She then asks me to join her for a cigarette, so we have a talk about life and relationships and so forth. She is satisfied with finding out she is not going to be "that girl" in my relationship situation. Girls and their funny morals.


A short time later, we decide to leave together. I think I pulled her away, but I cant remember. In any case we spend quite some time walking around in the streets of this little beach town debating where to go (shes not staying in the same hostel and were worried about the security guard not letting us in) and sometimes stopping in the dark for a little kissing and fingering. She's getting worked up but doesn't want to have sex in public. At this point, it's a done deal for all but logistics. I pull her to my hostel, where I've made friends with the security guys, who lets us in. We notice there are two guys sleeping in my room but decide to go for that option anyway because the shower isnt really spacious.


The beds are shaky as fuck and it's not easy to fuck without making a sound. I have to grab the bedposts and stem myself against them to be able to pound her hard without the bed being too loud. Despite my recent dry streak, I hold up well and it's an all-around very enjoyable fuck session we both enjoy.


The next day, we go out in the same group again. We're joined by a french guy we met before. I get ridiculously drunk over dinner, which escalates into a feast of dirty jokes. My girl takes all the dick jokes by me and my friends (who obviously realized what happened despite our discretion efforts) like a champ and gives some bloody good ones back. Cool chick.I get another girl to share her dirty fantasies (spanking and choking) with me and then get her permission to share with one of my buddies to set them up. The night turns into an absolute hookup frenzy. We spend about ten minutes at the beach club before everybody is teamed up and breaking away for some action. Some fuck on boats, some get rooms, some do the hostelroom thing. I fuck my chick behind the counter of a deserted tourist office until a security guard shines his torch on my ass and we move it to my hostel where luckily my room is empty so we can fuck without noise worries. Fun times.


The next day, we move to the next stop with the french guy in tow and share our stories. Everybody had a blast, and we're having a good laugh. French guy gets the casanova crown as he announces that he has a girl waiting for him in the next hostel. We also have a great laugh as we figure out that one of us has fucked the ex girlfriend of a guy were about to meet again. We establish that you can't trust a backpacker. We're all dirty horndogs with no shame.


There's not a lot of talent at the next hostel, so we resort to drinking together and having fun this way. The french guy's girl joins us. Little twenty-year old thing with a really innocent face. We almost feel sorry for her. The ex boyfriend also shows up and my buddy who just shagged his ex walks up to him and immediately strikes up conversation as if nothing happened. No shame.


Somehow, things between french guy and his girl get a little weird. Turns out she overheard something she shouldn't have, but then HE breaks away from the group by himself. Were all a bit puzzled but carry on playing games and having fun. My buddies chat up some sexy girls who just showed up but have to go to bed early. French guy comes back and we decide to move it to the beach where we smoke a spliff. It's perfect backpacker idyll with great vibes. Then frenchie unannouncedly goes to bed.


His girl then gives us the inside update. Apparently, he's throwing a hissy fit over her choosing to stick with us to listen to our dirty stories (I'd been sharing some fun ones like the time I faked an orgasm because I sobered up to realize the girl was fat) instead of waiting somewhere for him by herself. Some shit like that, really silly. She's quite unsettled by it. They're about to start traveling together for two weeks. Poor thing. We tell her she shouldn't worry too much and just enjoy her time.


We're all getting tired and decide to end it. The girl is staying in the same dorm as me, where we have a private bathroom. As I am standing in there brushing my teeth, she comes in and I lock the door to let people sleep. Maybe I also had a sense of where this was going. But I definitely didn't see it coming the way it did.


Her: "Can I brush my teeth as well?"


Me: "Sure, uh..."


With that, she grabs my toothbrush out of my mouth and starts brushing.


I stand flabberghasted for about two seconds. Then I reach for her arm and say:


Me: "What are y..."


She pushes me away and goes:


Her: "Have some patience!"


I'm lost for words, but intrigued. She turns her back towards me and brushes her ass against my crotch ever so lightly in the process. Then she keeps brushing her teeth with a stony expression on her face as I mesmerize her in the mirror.


She hands me back the brush and I finish quickly. As I rinse my mouth, she asks me:


Her: "Why have you been ignoring me all night?"


Me: "I didn't ignore you, come on! I was talking to everybody including you..."


She gives me a hard-to-interpret stare.


Me: "Aww sweetie, did you feel ignored? How can I make it up to..."


She pushes me against the wall and forces her tongue in my mouth while she is grabbing my cock. Within seconds, I lose my shorts and my cock is out fully erect. I push my fingers deep inside her and finger her hard. Then I slap on a condom, she lifts one leg on the toilet and I enter her. I fuck her for a few seconds then pull out and tell her to bend over. Then I rail her like a madman from behind. I come after maybe seven minutes, but don't stop my movements entirely, just slow down as I catch my breath. She goes:


Her: "You don't have to fake it for me, I know your stories!"


I dont know if she thought I faked it or if she didnt notice my orgasm, but I pull out and show her the condom.


Me: "Look, I just came. Believe me!"


Her: "Well, good for YOU!"


Me: "Awww, did you not cum sweetie?"


Her: "Its ok, I never cum from sex. Don't tell anyone about this, especially french guy!"


I tell her I know the ropes and she needn't worry, and she opens the door after Im dressed. She steps out, then turns around on her heel and goes:


Her: "So you tough boy having sex just like that and being all casual about it...are you going to give me a good night kiss at least?"


I kiss her and she wanders off towards her bed. I fal asleep in mine.


The first thing I see when I wake up is french guy whos checking on her. I fist bump him and roll over. When I get up half an hour later, the only people awake are her and him. I have coffee with them and she acts as if nothing happened. I marvel at her coldbloodedness. And there I had thought she was all innocent. We joke around together and they seem to get along much better today. I wave them off as they leave for their trip.


Never trust a backpacker.

 

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Backpacking Adventures: Sex is a Bonus​

We both didn't think this was going to happen.

She said hi first. We were the two only solo travellers on this tour, so I guess I was the natural first choice of conversation partner. I was tired from weeks of partying, so my response to her "Hi how's it going" in a heavy Australian accent was "Huh? What did you just say?". She repeated herself and we both had to laugh about a great start for a conversation. I decided that she was cool. She was wearing a white dress that showed off her shoulders, something about which fascinated me. We chatted on and off during the tour, getting to know each other a little better, and I found out that she had been living in this city for a few weeks.

At the end of the tour, she mentioned dinner and we decided to get some food and beers together. We ask edaround and got a French couple to join us. The more the merrier. We ended up in an old-school folklore bar where the 80-year old DJ played 1920s music on a grammophone, and had lots of fun getting to know the senior locals and drinking shots of local high-percentage booze with them. We had a nice "group of friends" vibe, with no flirtiness at all.

After this, we moved to a bar district she wanted to show us. After one beer, the couple left and we decided to find a nice salsa bar. It was now just the two of us and I was obviously wondering what was going to go down. Althouh she didn't know the least bit how to salsa, we had fun dancing for a bit. She commented that she'd never seen anybody so happy and smiley when dancing. I guess I just love music and movement.

As we sat down outside for a drink, somehow our conversation drifted off to the very deep end. Suddenly we were talking about traumatic moments of our lives. I don't remember how we got there, and we were both surprised by this. I suppose sometimes you meet people were this just naturally happens. I gained a strong appreciation for her way of thinking, and felt kind of proud that I managed to give her some new, positive perspectives on her family issues. I also found out that she was older than I thought, the only sign of which were a few tiny wrinkles neath her eyes, which increasingly started looking very cute to me. The life and intelligence that was shining out of her eyes fascinated me more and more. However, the vibe was far from seductive, as we pondered some of our deepest fears and emotions.

As we were back on the dancefloor, I tested the waters a little bit. Dancing close, I ran a finger down her arm and softly breathed on her neck. I slowly turned my face towards her, but she was facing away and didn't respond, so I let it go. I gave her a few spins and lowered the sexiness a little, making our dancing a bit more in tune with the vibe we'd had before. Somehow, it didn't seem right to try too hook up after our conversation. She later told me that although it was very sexy, she enjoyed dancing with a guy who didn't try to push any further. It was really just dancing.

We went back and forth between deep conversations and dancing a few more times, until we split up and took separate taxis home. The next night, I got caught up in some ridiculous debauchery (no sex though, so not for this board) and she decided to not join me when we texted about it. We decided to meet up the other day though. She suggested something close to her place, but let me know that she wasn't allowed to bring boys to her place, although she said that it might be okay to bring me because it would be platonic. In her words: "kama sutra free visit". Girl's got style.

When I showed up at our meeting point, I was late, smelly and hungover as fuck. I had accepted that we had friendzoned each other, so I didn't even shower. I was still looking forward to her company, which proved to be invaluably nicer than sitting in a hostel common room hungover with strangers. I had checked out because I was going to take a nightbus out of town, so I didn't even have a bed anymore, although I needed one badly. For the first hour or so, I couldn't even string together a full coherent sentence. I felt terrible. I let her know that she was going to have to drive the conversation, and she laughed and poked fun at me while we got some food. The vibe was upbeat, and her joyfulness together with the electrolytes from the food got me somewhat better. As we were having smoothies on a cute little square, we pinned together my memories from the last night, having a great laugh in the process.

After a while, she convinced me to order a beer. I was getting better, and soon I was telling stories from my debaucherous past. I told her in completely unfiltered terms about the time I woke up in the middle of the ocean on a surfboard after a wild night, and the time when I almost came in my buddy's face during a threesome. She was loving all the stories, catching her breath from laughing and telling me she wanted to hang out with my friends. I remember thinking that she would be perfect to introduce to my friends and have another guy hook up with her, because the vibe was still deep friendzone. But hell, she even laughed at the rape jokes, and at the story where my buddy completely creeped out a bunch of girls with this gem:

Him: "Wanna play the rape game?"
Them: "Uh, NO!"
Him: "That's the spirit!"

We bought a bunch of beers and moved back to her place, where the conversation swerved from crazy stories to deep stuff to spirituality to society and everywhere in between while we drank the beers on the balcony. I met her flatmates, nice, boring people. It was getting late, so we moved to her room not to disturb the mates.

Finally, the time for me to leave and catch the bus came. But I was getting really comfortable and didn't feel like going through all the logistics required to get there. I told her so.

Her: "Well, just miss it then!"
Me: "Hmmm...I think I really want to. But that would mean I would have to sleep here, would that be okay?"
Her: "I'm sure it's fine."

We assumed the no-boys policy was overruled, since I'd met the flatmates and they probably just didn't want random dangerous people in their house (dodgy city). In my mind, this was going to be an awkward night of sleeping next to each other kama-sutra free. But then I was knackered and really looking forward to a bed so I didn't mind.

She went to make some tea for me and I lay down on the bed, almost falling asleep. When she came back, she lay down next to me, grabbed my arm and put it around herself. I was surprised, but continued the conversation normally. We'd just reached deep topics again and I told her a very intimate story while she put her face on my chest and cuddled up to me. At this point, it was clear what was going to happen, and I was in no hurry. We kept talking for about half an hour, moving to lighter topics. A few times, I leant over her to grab my tea, making our faces get really close, but I didn't feel like moving in for the kiss yet. Somehow, I felt like we needed some time to settle into the new vibe first.

After some time, I said:
Me: "I'm happy I missed that bus. This is great!"
Her: "Me too...I guess it's a win-win!"

I lean over her and kiss her. She kisses back eagerly. We kiss for a few minutes, until we both start to laugh.

We spend the next thirty minutes kissing and talking, now still on light topics. I enjoy the slow pace. I let my hands run around more and more freely, until my fingers reach her pussy from behind. She groans and kisses me forcefully. I start fingering her, and suddenly clothes come off quickly. I smash on a condom and slide inside of her. We move passionately, her grip sometimes hurts almost too much. It is sensual, mid-tempo sex. At some point, I change positions so that I am above her while she faces down, so that I fuck her from behind. I have her whole body pinned down. I can't resist the temptation. I whisper in her ear.

Me: "Wanna play the rape game?"

She moans and her body starts convoluting while I pin her down and fuck her hard. We are both getting sweaty as we are racing towards orgasm. I push her face into the pillow, she pushes herself up, I grab her chin with my other hand, she bites my hand a little, then sucks my fingers. I fuck her faster and harder.

Then we cum. I have a full-body orgasm of the kind that has me twitching for a few minutes ("That's so rad", she says).

Pillow talk.

Me: "I absolutely didn't think this was going to happen."
Her: "Me neither. But it's a nice bonus!"

 

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AR: Backpacking Adventures: Good Morning Gangbang (FTB strikes back)​

Whoa.

So I got woken up by a gangbang yesterday.

Where do I start, umm... okay so things with FTB (see my last LR, "The Good Fuckbuddy") went sour again pretty quickly (and predictably) after the events described in the report. Basically I can't stand her bossiness and she kept asking me for more sex than I can and want to provide. Annoying. Plus, she kept doubting my actions. Why do you do this, why do you do that, why don't you do Y like this...why don't you shut the fuck up bitch. It was starting to become clear that this wasn't going to last much longer.

Anyway, luckily I had booked a tour by myself so I was looking forward to a day with new people and none of that nonsense. I uploaded the Good Fuckbuddy report on a piss break. When I got out of the cafeteria, the bus was driving away, so I sprinted after it. Some blonde chick yelled after me. Then I realized that it was another bus and ours was waiting for us a few meters ahead. The blonde chick caught up with me and struck up a conversation. I was hungry, she offered me some food, and I declined because it was sugary shit and got some street food instead.

As I was walking back, I mustered the blondie for the first time, and realized I had a hottie on my hands. Perfect (!) tits, nice ass and a pretty face, surrounded by almost platinum blonde hair. Definitely no backpacker. I found out she was Russian, but also had some Cuban blood. Thank you communism. We chatted a bit more, and when we got back on the bus I got back to my seat, where I proceeded to have a nap until I woke up from the commentaries of people around me complaining about the smell of my farts. I think they didn't know it was me. Damn street food.

Eh, anyway. So after the next break, blondie made me sit down next to her and we continued chatting. On the tour, where we visit some beautiful ancient ruins, we chat on and off. After it's finished, we get some free time to roam around the area, and we naturally couple up. Street vendors already call her my girlfriend. Going on tours by yourself is awesome for meeting girls, it seems. She asks people to take pictures of us together. Might she be into me?

Anyway, suddenly it starts raining as if armageddon was here. Everybody runs towards shelter, but her and me decide to take in the rest of the ruins. We run in the rain, enjoying it while we get soaked through and through. As we run towards the last pack of ancient columns, I feel like this would be a perfect moment to kiss her, but I let it go. We get back last of our group thoroughly soaked but gleaming with happiness.

The second part of our tour takes us to a huge underground lake, where we take pictures of each other and jump from a cliff. While we are swimming, she waves me over to a nice point of view, and I swimm towards her. We're close and I feel like it's a perfect kiss moment again, but it's too difficult to pull off (we have no ground under our feet) and I let it slip.

On the way back, we talk more, it is highly interesting from a cultural point of view. Loads of very different viewpoints. After a while, we start having long silences though. At first I feel weird about that, but then I realize she's from a cold culture and I've gotten used to Latin cultures where silences literally never occur. I start getting sleepy and turn towards her to try to get some sleep. She tells me I won't be able to sleep and teases me. This goes on for about fourty minutes, and I slowly get closer to her in the process, until I rest my head against her head and shoulder. It feels sneaky and natural at the same time - it's only sneaky because I am aware of what my body is doing naturally. At some point of her teasing, I tickle her. She jumps like a motherfucker and tickles me back. We both are slightly panting and face to face.

I kiss her.

I mean I wasn't going to let three perfect kiss moments go by. Kissing a girl while still on the tour - check. I guess the other guys on the tour must have thought I was some kind of wonderboy. Anyway, we spend the next hour or so kissing and cuddling, in a very sweet fashion, oscillating between super light kisses on face and neck to real passionate kissing (she grabs me and says "THIS is a real kiss". Nice). At some point, I tickle her again and she jumps like a motherfucker again, kicking down the empty seat in front of us and almost kicking the driver's head. I guess we almost died, but we just giggled like teenagers and continued our thing. She had no access to internet, so we agreed on a time and hour where we would meet up at her hotel to go out.

When I got home to my hostel, FTB was waiting half-naked in bed. She immediately assaulted me for sex, but I turned her down and told her I was going to meet the russian and wanted to save some cum for her. Her relentless asking for sex was starting to turn me off. She started to get grumpy. Clouds on the horizon.

When I got to the Russian's hotel, I realized it was a top class resort that was run like a high-security prison. Security immediately informed me that I wasn't allowed beyond the lobby area. It turned out that Russia was out of energy after a very eventful day, so we just made out and cuddled for an hour on a sofa. It was really nice and I didn't mind at all, since I was tired too. We said our goodbyes agreeing to meet again the next day for a day on the beach.

Despite being tired, I went out to the club district of this crazy place to see if something would happen. Unluckily, I ran into FTB, who was with a nerdy-looking guy. We danced for some time with her getting a kick out of grinding the two of us at the same time. I got bored by this quickly, and when I came back from one of my rounds and couldn't find them anymore, I was happy. I really needed some calm. When a prostitute asked me why I turned her down, I answered:

Me: "Too much sex in my life right now!"

I realized I had her key and got back to the hostel, looking forward to a good night of sleep by myself, since she couldn't get in. I wasn't worried for her, surely she was going to stay at nerdboy's place.

Grave miscalculation. Some time early in the morning, knock on my door. Fucking hell. I open.

FTB walks in.

Then a guy.

Then another one.

Then another one.

Then another one.

Her: "Look what I brought with me!"

Yeah, she brought four fucking guys back home for a gangbang. I guess she was trying to make a point. Not that I minded the gangbang, but a few hours of sleep more would have been awesome.

Anyway, FTB launches herself at me immediately again and I have to fend her off because I'm really not into fucking her anymore. Fortunately, there are four guys to take care of her and she's distracted immediately. Everybody takes their clothes off and they start touching her everywhere. Somebody asks for condoms. I grab four of mine and hand one to each of them. That sort of takes care of their doubts about me being jealous.

Absolute debauchery ensues. The guys fuck her in all sorts of positions, she has cocks in her mouth, between her tits, and somebody is always railing her pussy. One guy tries to stay out because he's got kids and is getting married in two months, but FTB and the other guys make sure he gets his cock sucked. Then she mounts him. She's definitely in her element. Somebody asks for pictures, so I just grab her phone and happily take up the job of porn photographer. Although the gangbang is great fun, I don't really get into it myself. I don't even get a half-master. I joke around with the guys a lot and enjoy myself, taking dozens of pictures. They pose like it's a holiday picture, but with their fingers and cocks in all her holes. What a debaucherous mess. They cum on her face, tits, back and ass. The pictures are pure porn.

They are all amazed at how FTB can't get enough. They're also amazed at how I'm totally unfazed by all of this. At one point, one of the guys turns toward me and asks me:


Him: "Dude, how do you find girls like this? How do you DO this?"
Me: "It's a lifestyle."

The whole thing takes almost two hours, after which they see themselves out, not without stealing some of FTB's thongs for memory. On the way out, they ask FTB if they can have the pictures. She points towards me and says:

Her: "Sort it out with him!"
Them: "So, he's the manager?"
Her: "He's the pimp."

I definitely felt like one. Sent them the pics.

Afterwards, FTB cuddles up to me as we try to get some more sleep. In the morning, she starts asking annoying questions about my plan to spend a day with Russia, so I tell her it's time we go our separate ways. Enough is enough. I make sure she understands that the gangbang has nothing to do with that and that it had been fun. I don't want to make her feel ashamed or guilty or bad about it.

I met up with Russia and we had a great day together, visiting more ruins and spending a perfect beach day. A lot of cuddling and kissing. It's so sweet it almost gives you diabetes. It feels almost innocent. Such contrast between my night and my day. Heh. Literally. Night and day.

Logistics get in my way though. She's still at that hotel and I have no more private room to go to. She's definitely not a dorm room sex girl, plus I kind of have the feeling she's going to put up a lot of traditionalist ASD which I have absolutely no willingness to combat. I'm way too tired and I prefer making this a nice memory with lust for more on both sides. So we say our goodbyes in the evening, both asserting we wish we had had more time together.

I get a new hostelroom somewhere on the other side of town, where I know nobody. Just another solo traveler.

But this one's got some wonderous stories to tell.

 

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Backpacking Adventures: Rooftop Terrace Sex​

Okay I'm going to make this one short as there's nothing special about it.

You never really travel alone. Just about 24 hours ago, I arrived solo traveling to the last destination, a cute colonial-style town with impressive architecture. Now I'm at a house party in the next city with a bunch of people I've met over the last 24 hours and that have given me a free ride to this new town. Our little group literally just met hours ago, but we already look like friends from long time ago as we crash this house party together. Some girls from our hostels had sat down next to us when we were playing the guitar and singing, and invited us to this place. We happily obliged.

There's not too many people. Four fit girls, two of which have invited us here. Both 22, small slim bodies. Blondie, who is from a country I've lived in is constantly dancing close to me. Dark-haired girl from another country I've traveled is constantly talking to some Spanish guy, but also flirting with me. These two are the main targets, since they're at the same hostel as me, and they're also showing the most interest and I'm not in the mood to game hard.

Long story short, I'm dancing more and more with Blondie and it's getting intimate. I keep an eye on Darkie though, as she's more my type. At some point everybody moves to a balcony, where I'm semi-isolated with the Blondie. Music. Still dancing. A flash of faces close to each other, almost kissing. I check and see Spanish guy's got his hand on Darkie's ass. Screw it, I'm just going for the safe lay tonight. Kiss.

We spend what feels like hours making out and dancing. I put her head on my chest in a soft, protective movement a lot of times. She's safe with me. It's intimate and tender. We leave the group, walking through the house looking for a place to sit down. All sofas occupied by drunk people. Find an empty room. Shut the door. Sit down on the bed. Make out. Push her down softly, move my body between her legs. Soft dry-humping. Heavier dry-humping. I run my fingers down her body, start to massage her pussy. She pulls out my cock.

Knock on the door. Some guy's voice.

Great timing, dickhead. I pull up my pants, we get out. Spend the next two hours or so in the same soft and tender mood as before because we don't know how to get home to our hostel. No way we're walking around lost in this town just the two of us. At some point, I'm on the way back from the toilet and run into Darkie. She tells me to be nice to Blondie, that she'll beat me up if I'm not. Teasing. Faces close. Somebody shows up, I let it go.
Finally, the group gathers and we're ready to leave. We walk home together. It's safer this way. I notice Darkie has ditched Spanish guy. She tells us he's angry because she doesn't want to fuck him. Haha, dammit. Well I went for the safe play. Maybe tomorrow.

At the hostel, everybody says good night. Darkie signals me to stick with Blondie. It's ok sweetie, I don't have any other plans. We sit down, Blondie on my lap, some making out. We have nowhere to go. Then it dawns on me. There's a sofa upstairs in a living room, and a rooftop terrace. I mention this to the Blondie and she say's let's check it out. By now it's very clear that she's looking for the same thing as me, although she's not very expressive. Quiet girl.

We get to the terrace, I check nobody's there. Then we kiss. Hands running around. Put her hand on my cock. Massage her from outside her pants. She pulls my cock out again. I put my hands down her pants, get inside her. I kinda have to pee but I don't want to lose the momentum now. I tell her to sit down on a little wall made of stone. While she pulls down her pants, I put on the condom.

I grab her ass, tiny and firm. Slide inside. Start moving slowly. She puts her hands on my ass, makes me move faster. Young but definitely knows what she wants. I start railing her, grab her legs, put them above me. It's good sex. We make out passionately.

After a few minutes, I'm getting closer to orgasm because of my full bladder. I tell her, she tells me to wait. Somehow, I find the mental energy to control my body and rail her hard without getting any closer. She cums. I ask if it's fine now, and cum hard after railing her harder and faster one last time.

We both pull up our pants and admire the beautiful scenery in which we just had sex. Then we go to bed, each to their own room.

We both got what we wanted.

 

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[editor's voice again: ooops this one's out of order as well.... from chapter 3 I think]
Two Girls One Cock

...that sounds more glorious than it really was. In fact, I porked a fatty just for this thread title. I even hesitated to write this down because I felt shitty afterwards. But I've decided to be transparent and share everything with you depraved fuckers. Bear with me, I hope you'll suffer and laugh a little with me in this one.


I'm on the partybus. The upper deck is filled with latino students getting wasted, mixed with two three european groups pursuing the same end goal. I don't know anybody on this weekend trip to a famous archeological site but I'm changing that quickly. I meet another lone european guy and make him my buddy for the trip and then launch myself into getting to know the group. The latinos laugh as they hear my spanish that has already been washed by the local accent so much that the non-locals think I'm local. I scout for talent: there is one cute girl with a really bimbo attitude that kinda turns me off, and one very sweet chick with a "hot accountant" type of vibe behind her thick glasses. The rest is kinda meh or below. Still, we're having a fun time, but eventually the party dies down as everybody goes to sleep.





The next day, we visit the first stop of our trip together. Wonderful sights. In the evening, we arrive in our hostel, which we fill up completely. The town is small and there is no club open on this week night, so we party in the hostel. I get drunk with my buddy and then just randomly run around talking to people. Unfortunately, the two hot chicks are gone to bed already. Oh well. One random chick grabs my hand and wants me to show her how I dance the salsa. I oblige and show her some of my moves. My salsa dancing must be quite okay even for latino standards, as she showers me in compliments, starts going into a sexual trance and moves in for the kiss after about ten minutes. I'm not that into her, but I'm also drunk and find it really difficult to reject chicks when they do this, so I go along with it. We make out a little, but then she says she has to leave and go to bed as she helps organize the trip for the next day. No worries, I got out of this one without losing too much dignity.



Next thing I know, I'm dancing in the middle of some chicks. One pulls me away a bit, goes in for the kiss. She's even less attractive than the other chick but again I can't help but let her do her thing because rejecting chicks is hard for me. Dignity: 80%. But I break away after a bit and go back to social dancing. It doesn't take more than three minutes until another chick shows up, with a fucking dude tagging along holding her hand, and jumps my face immediately in front of everybody. She's slightly hotter (though not really hot) than the other girls, so I go along with it again. The guy sort of stands next to this happening, tries to say a few things, and then buggers off. My chick from before just shoots me an "I can't believe this" look and does nothing. At least I'm not the only one throwing my dignity into the gutter tonight.


Now, by this point I'm really fucking drunk so I'm horny too. So I pull the girl by her hand and lead her to my hostel room. Thanks god there's nobody in the shared room yet. I throw her on my bunk bed and start undressing us. She asks me if I have condoms as I am already slipping it on and start fucking her. It's drunken debaucherous sex the way it's supposed to be and because it's dark I don't get turned off too much by her not being up to my standards, so it's fine. Just as I cum, suddenly the door bursts open and five people storm in cheering and laughing. I pull out my cock and start yelling at them, also laughing. I don't give a fuck.

As the crowd has left the room, I see my chick has gotten off the bed and is really embarrassed. I think I should tell her that it's okay about the group but then I see she's fucking covered the floor in period blood! I laugh, get some toilet paper and wipe it off. Then I kick her out of my room, put on my bathing shorts and head to the pool.


By the pool, I can see the chick I just fucked sitting on the side - no wonder she's not entering the waters after all the blood she distributed all over my floor haha! I jump in the water and start talking to some people. Suddenly, the second girl I made out with is talking to me again. She jumps my face again. It's dark and noone can see us so ... whatever. Dignity: 50%. She breaks away and asks me if I want to go "enjoy ourselves" in my room. I'm drunk so I say yes. It'll be worth the story. Or whatever excuse I can make up in my head. A few minutes later she's sucking my cock and I even manage to get hard so quickly after my last orgasm. So that means it's happening. Dignity levels critical now.


I start fucking her and dirty talk the shit out of it to keep myself interested. Thing is, she's really unattractive, I can even feel that in the dark. I haven't fucked anyone this fat since the very beginnings of my seducer career. I'm not into it anymore.

So I fake an orgasm.

Yeah, I can now tick that off my list too. Dignity officially gone. Just as I pull out, I notice the condom has slipped and is still inside her. I decide not to tell her. In hindsight that must have really fucked with her mind when she discovered the empty condom in her pussy. I don't care though. I kick her out as fast as I can and go back to the party to look for a third chick. But most people have left already, so I call it a night after having made the smart judgement of not going after the 16-year old-looking chick with braces that hangs on my lips with her eyes.


I'm a man of standards after all.



I ignore the two chicks the next day. Next night, my new buddy pulls the sweet chick I was actually into. She isn't actually into his first advances and makes a few moves towards me but I let them slip because she's not being overt enough and I don't want to disrespect my friend. I feel shitty afterwards because I should have made my moves first or at least taken her invites. I have a long drunk conversation with a semi-attractive chick who listens to my rants about how hard it is to get chased by chicks all the time and how it makes me a spoilt bitch. I tell her I need a break and I'm not going to do anybody tonight. She says she understands and then pleads:

Her: "But just one kiss, okay?"

So I pull her into a hidden corner and make out with her. But then I respectfully tell her nothing is going to happen. Desperately attempting to gain my dignity back.

On the trip back home, I reminisce about what has happened. I think I'm going to have to learn how to say no to chicks I don't really want, and go a bit harder after the ones I want. I think I've reached the limits of "non-chasing". Or something. I'm going to go have a looong shower now.

 

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Backpacking Adventures: Heterosex Visuals​

I knew we were going to get along when we were making vagina jokes about five minutes into the conversation.

I'd just arrived in the hostel and gone out for a few drinks with the first people I had met, and when we came back these English girls invited us to have a few more with them before going to bed. They were loads of fun, and two of them were quite hot, so the night ended very late after more than just a few more. There was a very cute blonde one and one with darker hair who was pulling the best jokes. I liked her energy a lot, and she was definitely cute as well.

In the hostel dorm, beds were made up of double beds with little separators to divide each double into two single beds. When we called it a night, I found out the dark haired jokester was sleeping in the same bed as me. I lifted the separator and said something stupid.

Her: "Fuck off!"

Ah, young lust. I laughed and passed out immediately. The next day, we all went sightseeing together, and at night, we went out together and got completely hammered. By now, two German guys had joined the party and I realized that my target was into one of them, having longer conversations with him. The night involved Tequila, and as usual when I drink that, I started to make everybody make out with each other. I made my jokester get into a threeway kiss with the German guy and another girl. Then I sat down between the two girls and tried to orchestrate a seven-way kiss, which failed because at that angle, you can't get your tongue all the way to the center. I make out a little with each of the two girls, but a bit longer with the dark haired one who by now has won me over with her fun energy and a clearly sexual vibe.

The night ends with everybody making their way back to the hostel drunkenly and me passing out immediately. In the morning, another girl who'd joined the party and turned out to be the biggest rockstar during the "never ever" drinking game jumps into my bed for a brief moment. I'm not into her physically but I put my arm around her for a few minutes before she jumps up to get a shower or something. I think her idea of cuddling in the morning was a splendid one, so I move my arm below the divider in our bed and caress my english jokester's shoulder. She's into it so we start cuddling and I move to the other side of the bed. I spoon her and say

Me: "This is great. Let's cuddle for the entire morning, my hangover is already feeling so much better"

She agrees. After a few minutes, I start softly kissing her neck, and get an erection. She notices and starts rubbing her ass against it. We both start breathing more heavily. Now keep in mind this is broad daylight, and although the dorm is empty at this moment, people can walk in at any moment. So we decide to be "subtle" (her words) about it and get under the covers despite the heavy heat in the room. I'm sure everybody who walked in knew exactly what was going on. I start fingering her, she cums once or twice and rubs my cock frantically. I tell her I'm about to cum and she rubs even harder, so I cum.

Shortly after that, the owner of the place walks in and sees us cuddle. Seemingly unimpressed, he asks us if he should move up the divider thing since we're a "couple" now. We agree and cuddle a bit more. We try to make the blonde join us in bed, but she declines:

Blondie: "That's totally going to end in a weird orgy or something."
My girl: "What's wrong with that?"

I have become quite the expert at finding the most fun girls. We get out of bed soon as it's hot and one of the girls wants to have a talk to a tattoo artist. We all follow and then sit down in a bar to wait for the rain to be over. We have a few beers but then decide it's time for a nap because this night is going to be the big night. My little jokester and me walk home together and although we'd acted like nothing happened in public, we make out a little on the way back.

We get home first and get under the covers (by now the AC is on again so it's a little less obvious). Everybody else arrives shortly after, and the dorm is super crowded with people walking around and talking. We start making out and within a short time I'm fingering her again and she's rubbing my cock. I pull out a condom and show it to her, and she nods eagerly. I put it on and slide inside her. I realize it's going to be better for me to be on my back, and let her ride me. She's loving it. I see her friend on top of the bed next to us, but I'm not sure if she saw us fucking. She probably did, but I cum within two minutes or so. It's been a while since I had sex (the last place I've been to was absolutely empty of hot girls).

She rolls off me, smiles and puts her fist in the air. I bump it. Cool girl. I pass out.

When I wake up, it's time for our big night out. We head to some sleazy reggae bar and my girl and me bond over our shared love for tequila. I remember very little after that. Me singing along with the live band. Suddenly another bar and I'm playing pool against some super skilled thai girl.

Then it's all blackness.

I wake up when the owner of the hostel tells me to scoot over back to my side of the bed because he has to let the divider down again. I realize the English girls have left already and I'm alone here. My mind is doing backflips trying to remember the night but the memories are gone. For some reason, I'm convinced we didn't have sex again. I think it's a pity she didn't get any better fucking out of her encounter with me.

I should know myself better by now.

I overhear rockstar girl talking to some heavy chick. They talk about not being able to sleep because of the "nightly activities". I interrupt them:

Me: "What do you mean, nightly activities?"

They look at me as if I just asked whether the sky was blue.

Me: "...oh so you mean me and her had sex again?"

They confirm and then give me the details. Apparently, in our drunken stupor we'd decided that there was no more need to be "subtle", and just fucked in the open for everybody to watch, going at it for two rounds until we passed out butt naked with my hand covering her pussy. The fat girl, who had been sleeping in the bed next to us, tells me she went to sleep in another bed because she couldn't take it. It appears that everybody has been watching us. This gay guy walk past our conversation and goes:

Him: "You gave me my first ever heterosex visual! I've never seen anything like this"

They then proceed to inform me that while in that second bar with the pool table, I made my girl make out with the german guy again and made out with the fat girl at the same time. I still don't remember any of that. It's all black. The hangover lasts almost two days.

I should probably moderate my drinking.

 

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Backpacking Adventures: Burning out​

I'm starting to burn out of this traveling thing. I don't know if it's just been too many places, people and experiences. Or maybe it's just because I'm in South East Asia now, and the place don't chime with me the same way Latin America did. It's overrun with the wrong kind of tourism, they drug tigers, abuse elephants and children for the pleasure of tourists. I don't know, it rubs me the wrong way. Like the average tourist you meet here. They rub me the wrong way, and I, apparently, them.

Him: "I think you're a fucking cunt and I don't like your attitude!"

Ok maybe it wasn't a good judgement call to tell a drunk English guy that I'd feel like an idiot posing next to a drugged up tiger. I tell him to relax and that I didn't call him an idiot, just sharing my own feeling about the issue. I also tell him not to be so fucking prissy about it, in these exact words. He stands there fuming for a minute or two, not really knowing what to do, then walks away from the group and starts chatting to some hooker who hangs out in the bar. I hope he woke up with his face drained in ladyboy cum.

Fortunately, the rest of the group - even his friend - agrees that we're better off without him. It's his friend and three girls, and we just met in these fucking sleazy bars filled with hookers and ladyboys and we all have a desire to get out of it. The guy knows about a bar\club that should be good, so we head there. On arrival, I can't fucking stand the music (dumb trance), so I get a tequila and a beer and we all sit down. When you read the word tequila, you should know by now that the night is going to go south for the old 0---.

At the table, we start talking to this bearded dude who is really cool, and this hippie chick who looks a bit too used up. Unfortunately, she is kind of cool as well and showcases some sort of musical taste and we bond on our love of salsa. Dangerous territory: I am pissed off about pretty much this entire country and everybody in it, and here's this unattractive chick who has some sort of likeable qualities and is fun to talk to. Plus tequila.

Her, the other guy and me get up to go dance. The guy tells me:

Him: "Look she is fucking hideous, but these other chicks were fucking boring! Let's see if this turns into fun!"

I have to agree with his viewpoint. There was one hot chick among the others, but they were just no fun to talk to. Bland personalities. And I don't really have a lot of patience with people these days. So we get a lot of tequila and dance. Her and me doing some salsa stuff, Him just grinding her. We move to another club without saying bye to the borefaces.

At the club, we all dance, lose each other, find each other again, buy drinks, it's messy. He comes up to me and says something about her being up for a threesome. I think that could be fun, but then we lose each other again. I kind of flirt with some local girls, but I'm just not feeling it. The high hooker ratio from the bars before has turned me off the locals quite harshly, plus I'm not really attracted to most of them. Next time I'm in a club with locals, I'll remember BB's reports and give it a shot. But I just need to be in a less misanthropic mood.

After some time stumbling around lost by myself, I run into the used up hippie again. Uh Oh. We dance a little. Then we kiss. Oh fuck it, why the fuck not.

Me: "Let's get out of here."

She nods, I pull her out, we buzz around the streets for a while and then we find a sleazy hotel where we get a room. She doesn't even pull out her purse to split the bill. I'm getting a little annoyed at her already.

We move it to the room and are fucking within no time.

Unfortunately, this is when I sober up. About five or ten minutes in, I start to realize how unattractive she is, and the excess fat is killing my boner. So I fake an orgasm and roll off her.

I wish I could say that's the first time this has ever happened... but it's not. But I'd thought I was over that phase of my life. Oh well.

Her: "Oh come on!"

Now she's starting to really piss me off. She sort of forces \ shames me into fingering her.

And she's on her period, I realize after a while. Bitch. By now I'm disgusted. And sleepiness is overcoming me. I only remember her voice going "Ok fine, I'll finish myself off then" as I drift away.

Morning.

Where the fu...ah right. Hm, she's asleep.

I get up and get dressed quietly. Then, I steal the money for the room out of her purse, and bail.

It's probably a good thing my trip will be over in two weeks.

 

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Backpacking Adventures: Almost BB style​

I guess I've locked myself out again.

Standing in front of my hostel with nothing but 3 dollars in local currency, I have the following options: climb over the gate and go to bed, or go out alone with no money.

Obviously, I decide for the former.

Thinking I'll do proper BB style sober predatory pickup for once here, I head to the only club in this city that I know will be buzzing.

Once there, I realize I just can't do that. I guess it's just not my thing to run around and hit on every girl. Also, the music puts me off as it's dumb trance that I can't really do sober. So I just have a seat with the one beer I could afford. As I sit there watching everybody dance and hook up, some drunk English guy starts talking to me. Since I'm out of the misanthropic state of mind of my last report, it takes me about ten minutes and a bunch of my better sex stories to make him declare me his new best friend and share all his booze with me.

I tag along with him to the next place and get loads of free booze, and into an alright state to dance.

I make sure to dance alongside the guy and his friends but in a way that doesn't make it too obvious that I'm with them because they come across damn lame. But hey, they're giving me free alcohol and company. Beggars, choosers, that kinda thing.

I notice a small local Asian girl dancing next to me. In a last effort to be at least a bit chasy (chasey? chaserish?), I start vibing with her by looking at her, smiling and doing some dance moves. She smiles back shyly, so I get a little closer and face her a bit more. We repeat that spiel for a few rounds, then I offer her my hand to give her a spin. She refuses with a look of almost shock on her face. Whatever, cultural differences or something. I just give her some kind of "really?" face and keep doing what I was doing. We start dancing closer and closer, soon rubbing our bodies all over each other facing each other. Her friend is encouraging us to hook up. At some point I kiss her, and she's shy but into it.

The club starts emptying and I leave with her and her friend, who encourages us to leave together. So as I'm walking through the streets with her, I have to break to her that I have no place to stay. She says.

Her: "Ok you go you place I go my place"

Yeah no, not my idea. I start fingering her in a back street (whew, real vagina and naturally moist! no ladyboy!), but as cars drive by she says she can't do this here. So I pull her towards a hotel where we inquire the price. It's way too much even for what she has in her wallet. Walking towards the next hotel, I discover I have some US dollars in my "reserve money" pocket. So we ask there whether we could pay in USD. Nope.

I suggest she could pay in local money and I pay her back in USD. So she leads me back to her place where I wait for her to get money (she says she's sleeping with three people in one room so I don't consider this an isolation option). Then we find a tuk tuk and drive to the hotel she knows that is cheaper than the ones before.

Throughout this process, she keeps repeating "I go my place, you go you place!", until it becomes so much of a joke that start saying it as well while we look for logistics.

We get a room, she pays for everything, and basically we fuck for a long time. Great sex, her tiny pussy is actually really stretchable and it's fun, although the typical asian whimpers don't really do it for me. I guess I'm just not that into (SE) Asians.

Afterwards, I'm a bit scared she might try to steal my money and leave, so I try not to fall asleep. However, she starts fondling me a bit and we go at it again, and I cum over her face. Then we fall asleep.

In the morning, I give her back 20 USD, which is 6 too much but I'm not going to rip off a third-world country local chick the way I did the hippie two nights before, say bye, and got back to my hostel, where I got 2 hours of sleep and then finally left the town that had put me into that dark mood. Life is alright.

 

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Backpacking Adventures: The Last Adventure (going out with bang)​

As soon as I left that last place, life was really good again. Met a great group of people and spent two nights drinking hard on a slow boat down a big river. We invaded the back of the boat, dubbed it the VIP (Very Intoxicated Pirates) area and basically tore it to pieces. Somebody got a huge speaker and put on some good Deep House, and soon half the passengers of the boat wanted to be part of our group. It was wild as fuck. At the end, people were drinking out of broken chair legs. That type of wild. Good times.

So I've found myself a group to travel with (the core group of the VIP area ) and am all happy. We party hard every place we go. In the third town, we are joined by some punk with a guitar, who I invite to share a room because, well, he's got a guitar and I wanna jam.

Throughout this time, we've been partying and everybody's been hooking up left and right, but I've just not been feeling it. Apart from a few makeouts, I'm not going for any. I don't know, it's probably just the having met so many people and being tired of meeting new people, but every time a cute girl (and there were some really cute ones) talks to me, I soon lose her because I'm more interested in making all my friends have a good time and partying it up with them. It's probably just because they're familiar faces. Anyway, so my attitude is essentially "I'd fuck a chick if I have to do literally zero work, but I won't put ANY effort".

As is happens, that is exactly what I was about to get.

I've been making friends with the punkand sharing some music etc. He's cool, and we bond over our love for music and have some high conversations about music, girls, sex, poly etc.

So one of these nights I know he's been hooking up with a chick but it's time for me to go home, so I can't avoid walking in on them. As I open the door, they're both naked below the sheets.

Me: "Sorry guys, I knew this was going to happen, but..."
Him: "Hey mate, you wanna join us?"
Me: "Well, if she wants me to..."

One look at her eyes clarifies that question. She's cute, dark skinned with eyes like a cobra. I just drop my pants and slide into bed right next to her. I start kissing her. She kisses really well. Then I make her kiss him again and start fingering her softly while I kiss her tits. He makes his way down as well, then looks over to me and goes:

Him: "Ok so look here's the thing. I'm drunk as fuck and I can't get it up, so you will have to step up for me mate"

Hilarious. I also realize she's french and doesn't speak english, so the two almost can't communicate. I make them kiss again and start fingering her spiderman style. She squirts in no time. I tell him I just made her squirt, so he makes his way down to check. After his astonishment at the amount, he starts licking her and I make her suck my dick in the meantime.

She is having the best time ever, enjoying every bit of this, with this naughty little fire in her kobra eyes. So damn sexy.

After a while he asks her if she wants to fuck me and she says yes, so I slap on a condom and start fucking her really hard while he kisses her tits and makes out with her. He's absolutely amazed, repeating over and over:

Him: "Oh my god you guys are so hot together!"

( Yeah, he's bisexual, forgot to tell you that. But he's insisted various times that he wasn't attracted to me and he knows I'm straight so there's no reason to be worried. )

We change positions and she rides me for a while and he's even more amazed than me at how sexy she moves. She fucks like a pornstar. And the best thing is I put 0 effort into this one. I make them make out while I let her ride me hard.

Him: "Oh man I'm so jealous, I want to fuck her too!"

After a while, I flip her on her back again and tell him to get over her so she can suck him while I keep fucking her. I was thinking that might help him get hard. We keep doing this for a while, but he just can't get it up. So we switch again and he licks her again while she sucks me. We do this for a while but I can't cum.

After a little break and some pillow talk with her in the middle kissing us both (she sucked me last so it's fine for me), he goes down on her again and she finishes me off as I'm still hard. I cum all over the head part of the bed and then realize I'm on his side.

Me: "I guess I am sleeping on this side tonight!"

Then she leaves because she has to leave town early and we go to sleep.

The following night is my last night out with this group, so I focus on them again. But to our surprise, the french girl is also still here because she missed her bus or something. We have a little moment where she goes back and forth between me and the punk, but I leave her to him and party with my friends.

I arrive late, but nobody's in the room. So I go to sleep.

When I wake up, somebody's fucking next to me. It's them, obviously. I just turn over and start kissing her while she is riding him. Apparently, he's not too drunk this time, as he seems to be going quite steady.

I ask her if she wants to try out two dicks inside of her, and although she says she isn't into anal, she agrees to try out. So I put it in her ass and accomplish a big tick on my sexual bucket list: Double Penetration, yayyyy! It was fun and although our balls touched, it really didn't put me off at all. It was quite sexy. Unfortunately she wasn't that into it and after some time we switch. He wants to watch us fuck again, so I lay down and let her ride me.

While he is just watching from behind, she leans down towards me to kiss me. I whisper (all in french):

Me: "You love my cock, don't you?"
Her: "Je l'adore!"
Me: "You came back just for that, didn't you?"
Her: "Peut-etre..."

Sexy little minx. Anyway, I cum inside her (with condom, obviously), and just go to sleep while they keep fucking next to me. I wake up after a while and they're still or again fucking, and I just lazily lean in and kiss her a few times and then roll back to sleep.

Lowest effort lay ever, plus a hell of a lot of fun of a threesome.

I guess I've ended this series with a bit of a bang.

 

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OK, that is all I think I have. There's definitely some epic stories missing that are lost in the archives, and after this I continued getting laid but stopped writing reports.

If I get some resonance on this stuff, I may post a little overview of later fun.

For convenience, here is the table of contents:

Chapter 1 - Origins
In this chapter, we get to meet our hero. While he has some successes under his belt, he is still struggling with some inner game issues and working on refining his game.

• LR: How I chased a 10 to another country and succeeded
• LR: Drinking with Savages turns into sex in the streets
• FU: This should have been my first hired gun!
• LR: Pitched an MMF threesome and failed... so I took her home alone =) Thanks TVA!
• LR: Backpacking adventures - almost had my pants stolen
• LR: HBChaser
• LR: Worked through 4 hrs of LMR just to be the 2-pump-chump
• LR: I am turning evil
• AR: Miss Oneitis pimps me out - cockblocked by the Red Tide and the Red Label
• AR: On the Docks (Referral from my Fuckbuddy)
• LRx1.5: The one that got away again and why it doesn't matter

Chapter 2 - Fish in the Sea (Becoming)
In this chapter, we will get to see our hero move to a big city and evolve into a seduction machine.

• AR: I’m a small fish in a big pond now
• LR: Fucking in the middle of the street
• LR: Fucking on a Boat
• LR: "Do you want to fuck the two of us?" - Devil's Threesome
• LR: Last Call in small mediterranian town - SNL
• LR: How to Seduce an Angel
• LR: I really wanted to fuck that night
• LR: Does this count as a hired gun? (Note: more details on my verbal game)
• LR: "Like a sex god"

Chapter 3 - International Man of Mystery
In this chapter, our hero moves across to another continent and just enjoys living the good life, racking up lays.

• LR: Pull me closer, Tiny Dancer
• LR: Backpacking Adventures: Welcome to the Jungle (We've got fun and games)
• LR: I'm a weak, weak, man
• LR: Just Some Drunk Hookup
• LR: Two Girls One Cock
• LR: "Come with me, I'll save you"
• LR: Dipping my pen(is) in the company (p)ink
• LR: Fucking & Punching
• LR: (x2) It's been a while.

Chapter 4 - Backpacking Adventures
In this chapter, our hero embarks on a multi-continent backpacking trip and engages in some outrageous bacchanal activities.

• LR: (×2) Backpacking Adventures: 2 Girls 1 Room
• LR: (×2) Backpacking Adventures: Beachery and Treason
• LR: Backpacking Adventures: Sex is a Bonus
• AR: Backpacking Adventures: Good Morning Gangbang (FTB strikes back)
• LR: Backpacking Adventures: Rooftop Terrace Sex
• LR: [I banged a chick on the same rooftop terrace the next night and the girl from the report before heard us fuck... I think that report is somewhere...]
• LR: Backpacking Adventures: Heterosex Visuals
• LR: Backpacking Adventures: Burning out
• LR: Backpacking Adventures: Almost BB style
• LR: Backpacking Adventures: The Last Adventure (going out with bang)

[If some mod could edit the first post to have the correct table of contents, that would be much appreciated]