Twas the night before Christmas

[fog]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the board
Not a seducer was stirring, not even an influence lord
The field reports were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that the PUA...uh...god soon would be there

 

[Karea Ricardus D.]

Teases and coldreads crafted with flair,
In hopes that soon we'd start an affair.
The openers polished, ready and bright,
For encounters in clubs on the long winter night.

 

[Train]

Beneath the twinkling lights, a festive trance,

Mistletoe's whisper, a daring advance.

Snowflakes and secrets in the crisp night air,

Yuletide sparks kindle a flirtatious affair.


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[StrayDog]

loves sleigh ride moves fast
So hold onto your chick
lest the gifts she unwraps
come from a mack called Saint Dick

 

[Teevster]

In a gaze where tension grows,
Passion flows, a river that knows.
Silent whispers, a dance untold,
Desire's tale, a story to unfold.

 

[POB]

I looked at her
Babe was in shock!
My dick got bigger
And she gagged on my cock

 

[Dreamer]

Every rose has its thorn
Between happiness & sorrow
Through love and scorn
As you blow,
Through those lips
Crystals of fallen snow
And feel,
On those cheeks
Winter’s cold breeze
As we kiss,
Under the mistletoe
And sway,
On a blanket of snow
Merry Christmas
On Christmas Eve