anyway, i go to the gym, take care of some shit, go home shower and pass out on the couch watching college football...i woke up around 7, look at my phone and i had 3 text messages (9 in total, but 3 from these 2 new chicks)
Text1 from HB1: heyy hope your gym went well call me when you get this (5:21pm)
Text2 from HB1: oh i c how it is
(5:29pm)
Text3 from HB2: (I didn't have her number, so i didn't know who it was at first but it said) is soo pissed off u seemed like a good guy
WTF!?!? i take a nap and now all of this crap?
I text HB1: jeez i was taking a power nap and now you hate me, im scared now to sleep a full 8 hours next to you
HB1: lol heyyyy whats up (power of humor...i swear guys, as i keep saying, if you can make a chick laugh, you can make her moan...)
Me: confused
HB1: what?
Me: what did you mean I C HOW IT IS?
HB1: i thought you were tired of me already
(she called, i ignored her call)
Me: bad reception @ home text me, i'll pay you $2 for the texts you send dont worry
HB1: noooo its just easier to talk
Me: yeah hey your leaving at 10 right, its 7 now u chicks better start dressing up 20 diff things n finally pick something at 9:59
HB1: lol what time do you leave?
Me: honestly i dont know if i'll be coming yet (which was BS, i mean granted i had other plans for the night, but i was planning on seeing her, but i told her i might now show up to keep her in suspense
HB1: i hate you
Me: hence y im not coming (i dont know why i said this one...i was playing around with her, but now i made it serious....mistake on my behalf i think)
HB1: im kiddin dont be silly (7:32pm)
HB1: (7:44pm) u there?
Me: yeah y?
HB1: u didnt return my text i thought your mad at me
MeL send me a pic (i just wanted to change the subject, and have her say NO i wont send a pic and i look disgusting now blah blah blah...like they all fucking say, and then i can bust her balls on it, but...)
HB1: myspace add me
Me: first of all i dont have myspace second of all i dont want the pics the whole world can see, i want a pic of you right now
HB1: i look gross
(I kid you not she said that, i swear chicks are like robots, T1 T2 T3 Tn...once you figure out their model then you got them figured out)
Me: ok :/
HB1: u mad?
Me: heartbroken, but its cool i'll wear long sleeve shirt tonight so you cant see my arms (7:56pm)
HB1: (8:02pm) pic attachment
HB1: (8:03pm) pic attachment
HB1: (8:05pm) pic attachment
(she sent 3 pics, damn...she looked amazing, i actually felt a rush of energy through my balls when i saw one of them, her taking a picture in the bathroom with blue jeans, and black bra, thats it, and her BB piercing)
Me: ewwww you look gross
HB1: really?
Me: no and if you pretend one more time that you dont know ur hot, i will personally come to the club tonight and spank u. and for your punishment i'll leave (i think she got the punchline, and i hope you guys did too, like most of my lines, not only i try to be funny, but i also try to show my confidence and dominance as well as the prize factor...in this case i tell her that if she does something, i'll come spank her (one would think the spank is the punishment) but i follow up with "and for your punishment" so its a mixture of humor, confidence and a touch of sexual flirt)
HB1: lmao
Me: hey you be good, i gotta go take shower n stuff text me when ur @ da club
HB1: k xoxox
Me: save the kisses for tonight in person
HB1: okie