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Beck Bass

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I was at a university party with my buddy, I had already made out with a bunch of chicks (I tend to lose memory in those crazier parties, drinking lots of Vodka Redbull, good thing my friend keeps counting lol), one of them being from one of my classes (I just told her to meet me using IG, EZPZ). Then, out of nothing, I see this cute blonde standing a bit away from us. I think it's someone I know, so I ask my friend (he was at my class in uni back then), but he says he doesn't recognize her. So I just go and approach:

"Hey, I think you're really cute. Didn't you used to study X at Y?"
"Yes, I was there for like a semester and left"
I can tell it's super on already, so I just eyefuck her really hard and go for the kiss, she seems pretty excited about it.
Her butt is really good to squeeze, and she's a good kisser overall (which is not all that common at those uni parties with younger girls lmao)

After that, I get her IG, propose we go out and jet. She was with a gay friend and another girl friend, and I didn't want to seem eager.

But this girl is a girl I had a hard crush on back then. Second semester into Computer Engineering, this girl is my fresh(wo?)man, I see her out and about, and I can't help but falling for her sad blue eyes (she's got like some sexy dark circles going on, I'm weirdo, I suppose).
She also was in some of my classes on semester later, because I got destroyed in the previous, but then I don't see her anymore (last time I saw her was at some university party which was a total disaster for me, she was with a dude, so I didn't even dare to approach her, now I'm thinking it was probably her gay friend lol).

Anyways after that I do my usual text game, send her a basic message a few hours later to get things going (she already followed me back so I expected to hear from her), then a day after I propose we go out for some drinks (generally I would suggest ice cream or coffee, but we were both drinking when we met so... Maybe I should always propose drinks? Dunno).

We go out to some fish & chips place, I already knew this would make for a good first date because I was there with some other girl and it went great, good food, good beer, good places to sit next to a girl, talk and escalate with kino and stuff (so my game plan was pretty solid, other than not having a solid way to close, I was living with my parents, and I didn't know if she would go to a hotel or something).
She arrived a bit after me, which was just fine, as I could walk around the place and feel it out, also I think I was at the bathroom when she arrived, so she texted me like I was the one late lol (very minor thing, but could lead to chasing, already).
She was wearing I believe some type of chill sweater, tight jeans and some cool shoes, can't really remember what they were like though.
Weirdly, I'm a bit nervous when I meet her, and she seems to be mirroring this as well.

I greet her and ask if she want to order something to drink, I order me some IPA beer, she gets her basic B pilsen, so obviously I have to tease her already, really lightly... I also ask her if she likes stronger beer as well and that type of stuff, to get a convo going.
I tell her we should go upstairs, since there's a really cool balcony with places to sit and chill, and she follows my lead.

We get up there, and there's a lot of younger people already seated (there was like a big group of 9 people occupying most of the seats), but there's some bigger, weirder chairs, like almost reclinable (not really reclinable, but already inclined back, as with a small hammock on the back), so we sit there, I put mine closer to hers, and we just chill and drink our beer.

I think we kissed pretty fast again, I got that out of the way because I felt like she was down, but I didn't get too envolved in it (I just gave her like a taste and kept talking). So I ask her about her life, what she's studying (now she was on med school), her hobbies (she basically tells me she watches too much Netflix, but likes to cook, I think I didn't do that great of a job of encouraging her cooking, and maybe showed a bit of judgement on the Netflix thing, but whatever). We kiss and talk a bit more, she tells me she's into weed (I swear I could tell by her little stoner face), she tells me I look like I enjoy it too lol

If I remember correctly I move her outside, with the excuse of breathing some fresh air or something. I do remember that things were getting hot and heavy, were making out hard on the sidewalks (I'm still trying to keep myself together and not give in too hard, because I don't think we would bang that day), we walk with her holding my hands, I can tell she's wet, and I'm getting hard as well. She then gets a bit calmer and says she has to go home and sleep since she has to wake up early the next day (I think she told me that before the date, it was like Wednesday or something), so I kiss her goodbye and leave.

After that, I keep on touch every two or three days, talking about silly shit. She also send me memes and silly shit like that, a photo os Jim Carrey twisting his arm behind his neck, for example (I also have this contortionist thing going, I think I showed her on the date). But still no date plans or anything. I try to get her out again the next week, but she says she's busy with med school, she has tests or something, so I chill for a while and only contact her again after that.

I believe the week after was is the Independence Day here in Brazil, which means holiday, and people going down to the beaches, so I wanna know if she's gonna be around town. She tells me she's gonna be here, so I think to myself "I gotta close this soon, otherwise it's gonna be fucked" (not in the way I intended).
The day before (6th of September), I was going with my friends to a hip little bar where they serve very sweet, tropical, interesting drinks. Some friend of mine send me this meme, like "will you fuck me in 6/9, the day of sex?" (here we write days before months in dates), with some cartoon kid making a funny face. It was absolutely ridiculous, but it reminded me of the silly shit we send each other, and it's about sex, which is what we're going anyway, so just send her this out of the blue, after some days without texting.

I really didn't expect anything out of this, but she replyed with something like "well, we could go out tonight, and maybe you get lucky".
I'm fucking mindblown, laughing my ass off, I can't believe this silly meme actually would get me laid, but whatever.
Since I was going with my friends to this bar, I tell her we can meet there earlier, telling her about how cool that bar is and that I think she's gonna like it (she did, of course).

I get there a bit earlier than her. She arrives like not even ten minutes late, and asks me if I waited too long:
"Nah, I just got here myself" (tbh I just got there and peed on the bathroom waiting for her lol)
We grab some cool drinks, I get a sweet one out of passion fruit, she gets some alcoholic coffee, can't remember the name of the drink.
I ask her to taste hers, she also gets a sip of mine, she tells me it's delicious, she looks pretty happy and I can't resist her sexy ass and we're kissing again.
She also teased me about the meme I sent her earlier:
"So did you send this meme to a bunch of girls and I was the only one that accepted to came out with you?"
"Actually there was a bunch of candidates but you were the lucky pick for today" (or something among those lines)

In terms of personality, I don't feel a whole lot about this girl, we don't have much in common, other than being little vanilla stoners. We're both libras and seem to not give much of a fuck about anything. I don't even like memes, and this seem to be the only way we bond, somehow.
But in terms of chemistry, in reaaally into this girl. I think her face is super cute (I know a lot of men wouldn't find her that appealing, I think she's just really my type). Before that, I wasn't even that much into blondes, or girls with light (blue/green) eyes, but after years of getting warm reception from blondes, I think I acquired a taste for them. She has that innocent angelic face that makes you wanna smack it with your dong lmao (yes I'm fucked in the head or some shit)

As my friends arrive, I introduce them to her, but then I turn most of my attention to her again (my friends seemed to be cool by themselves, also I was getting a feeling we were up to some good shit tonight, so I wanted to give her all my attention). I hold her against a wall outside near the bar, we're kinda isolated but also near enough the bar and my friends.
We're making out hard, I start getting hard again, I can tell she wants to be fucked. I start thinking about taking her to a hotel or to the bathroom or whatever, but then she takes her phone and says:
"hmm my sister is not at home and I think my mom is leaving soon... I think we could sneak and have some fun"

She lives nearby (I guess that was the main reason I suggested to meet there in the first place), so we just start walking towards her house.
We get to a building with big fences, she talks to the doorman and we enter her apartment.
There's indeed none home (I believe she only lives with her sister and mom), other than her black cat (the stereotypical witch's black cat).
We get to her room and start kissing, then suddenly there's some noise of someone entering the apartment.

It's her mom.
She lowkeys just closes me into her room with her cat, and her cat is there just standing in front of the door, watching me.
I just gesture for him to keep shush, and it seems like he's a good boy lol
After she talks to her mom, she gets her cat out and closes the door.

She puts on some indie-ish soft acoustic rock playlist (not really my type of music to fuck to, tbh, the romantic weird vibe was throwing me off a bit), and we continue to smoosh and touch each other.
Then I just take off her clothes slowly and get myself naked as well, and it's game time.
But after like a minute into sex, I start getting soft.
I'm like, are you fucking shitting me, you good for nothing little piece fo meat? Didn't you want to fuck this hoe super bad? (tbh it probably was the reason, maybe I got nervous to be finally fucking a girl I had a crush on years ago).
I just kinda blame it on the alcohol (it probably helped, but I wasn't really drunk).

Then she surprises me with her skills.
She starts sucking my cock, and it's nothing too special, but then she starts jerking me off, and something about the way she used her hands, or her hand itself, dunno... I just get hard, almost immediatly. This never happened before, most girls would jerk me off in a really weird way. But she had those magic hands...

Then I just got into her pussy and tried to make up to her, I smashed the shit out of that little kitten.
She started moaning kinda loud, and apparently her mom was sleeping on the other room, so I put my hand into her mouth to shut it and fucked her even harder (tbh I don't know if I should have done that, maybe she really wanted to moan hard to me, and maybe her mom knew about everything anyway, but I thought it could be kinda involuntary and I didn't want her mom knocking on the door with me naked, whatever).
Maybe that kinda ruined the romantic vibes (though the only romantic/clingy thing that she showed were those songs, I figured she just had a weird musical taste, but I don't know, maybe she was just shy and I couldn't see beyond the surface? Or maybe I just wanna believe she was more involved than I imagined and I fucked up, to protect my ego).
Anyways I think she came, or at least got close to it, and then I came inside of her (on the condom, or course, she made sure I had a condom before we started fucking). I also licked her pussy a little after everything, she had a really good taste, somehow (it was citric, maybe it's that pineapple thing I keep hearing about?). I called her "delicious" or something like that, and she said the same to me. I remember that the acoustic version of Everlong by the Foo Fighters was playing, and she said she liked playing that song on Guitar Hero, I told her I was the same (I'm starting to really fall for this girl by this point).

So I just went to the bathroom and threw the condom away. Now I realize how posh this girl really is, I can clearly tell her room's got some type of underfloor heating or something (I never had seem this before, being the poor cat I am). She studies medicine on one of the most expensive private university in the city, so I suppose it's expected that her family's got money.

After that I kinda tease her about sleeping over, of how fun it would be to get a blowy from her in the morning, but she doesn't seem very excited (dunno if the sex wasn't that great for her, if she thought I was being serious, or I really fucked up by doing the "shut up hoe" while some romantic soft ass songs were playing). Anyways I kiss her goodbye, and leave (I kinda fucked up by trying to leave by the wrong gate, that was locked, eventually I found the right one and the doorman opened it for me, but it was hella embarrassing lol)

I believe the next day I reply to a story that she posted about her cat on IG, everything seemed to be fine between us, and eventually I tried to get her to meet up with me again. Again, she took like two weeks to be able to go out with me, but this last date of ours was really off, she said before she really needed some sleep, but she came on the date anyway, and I was also feeling a bit lethargic. So basically both of us are really tired, I'm trying to have a convo with her, she really doesn't seem very interested, even our kisses got kinda weird at this point... I'm like "WTF".
Eventually she just leaves because she needs to get up early the next day, I try to keep on touch with her but I can tell it's kinda fucked already.
Around my (our) birthday(s) I know she's on another city, on some beach, and she didn't respond to my last message, then I'm out with my friends and I see this story that she reposted, from some guy with her, some romantic stuff, I'm like, I knew it. My night was totally runied.
Even though I knew it was over, seeing it rubbed in my face was really bad. Like, that schrodinger cat thing, you know eventually it's dead, but if you don't see the body, you wanna believe it's still alive.
From the start I guess I was much more invested in her that she was in me, since I had a crush on her from years before, but my game and stoic behaviour got me laid, at least. I was hoping that eventually she would be more invested in me, but I guess I just failed somewhere along the way.
Funny, because I was still going out with my friends, sleeping with other girls and everything, but it really hurt me, I think I just really like this girl.

Still, it was fun proving to myself that I could get pretty much any girl I wanted right now, that I improved my game and fundamentals to the point that I could get intimate with girls I only dreamed of before. So, to the next ones, I guess!
 
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Velasco

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I'm fucking mindblown, laughing my ass off, I can't believe this silly meme actually would get me laid, but whatever.
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gotta be honest i didn't read a single word. title grabbed me so i just scrolled down to see what the meme was. good job :)
 

Beck Bass

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Thank you sir, that was natural a spark of creativity, I think we would have fucked anyway, but getting it with a meme was a cherry on top lmao
 
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