Naturalmikey,
If you don't like what we teach here, why do you keep coming back?
Why don't you open your own forum and teach the naturalmikey method? Hosting is $7 - $15 a month. A URL is $15 -$20 a year. That is about the price of one beer a week at a bar. Then you can teach the basic stuff and enlighten young men without us coming down on you for disrupting this place.
Here are the three most popular free forum softwares.
phpBB is free and open source forum software that is easy to use, powerful, and highly customisable. Our community offers extensive support to end users.
www.phpbb.com
The official homepage for MyBB, a free and open source PHP forum software.
mybb.com
Free Open Source Forum Software
www.simplemachines.org
This one is newer and is less like a forum, and is designed to be mobile device friendly from the start.
Discourse is modern forum software for your community. Use it as a mailing list, discussion forum, long-form chat room, and more!
www.discourse.org
The first one is the most popular free traditional forum, the last is slick and modern and more fluid. I'd pick discourse if I was starting a forum.
You know so much more than the fake pickup robots that teach here; it should be an instant hit. The World is waiting for your wisdom; just do it.