Am i too old? 29 yrs old

[Dylweed]

I was doing some cold approaching solo today. Had done a few approaches, was feeling real good. Approached a girl alone doing some shopping. She said her friends were in a nearby store. I told her she looked nice. She blushed. I was in such a care free mood, super relaxed. We had some fun conversation for a few minutes. She definitely looked young. I was actually getting aroused looking at her lips. She was drinking coffee so i said we should get some coffee together sometime. She immediately asked me how old i am. I said 45. She said, "no really", so I said 29 (truth). She said "yeah im kind of young for you". I asked her age, she said 20. I was not offended at all but asked, "so for future reference, 29 is too old for 20? Is that what you're saying?" She said yeah.

Kinda sad actually lol I was recently in a 4 yr relationship. Thought I'd be with her forever. Back before dating her 20 yr old girls never said this to me cuz I was only 24. I'll approach more girls regardless but do yall think this will be common for 20 yr girls at my current age now?

 

[Velasco]

do yall think this will be common for 20 yr girls at my current age now?

I let the 18-22 year olds guess how old I am. Then pick one year less. Guesses range from 18(lol) to 26. I'm 27 going on 28. I've seen one 18 year old viscerally react badly when my wing told her he was 32.

Look and dress (and act) younger and it shouldn't be a problem when they go about guessing how old you are.

 

[Dylweed]

I let the 18-22 year olds guess how old I am. Then pick one year less. Guesses range from 18(lol) to 26. I'm 27 going on 28. I've seen one 18 year old viscerally react badly when my wing told her he was 32.

Look and dress (and act) younger and it shouldn't be a problem when they go about guessing how old you are.

Lying seems immoral and a horrible way to build a relationship unless you're looking for only a 1 night stand. I wouldn't wanna lie to a friend's with benefits. I do shave my face all the way which helps me look younger and people tell me all the time I act young, so I'm doing the best I can already I think lol I will ask girls to guess from now on though

 

[DarkKnight]

Lying seems immoral and a horrible way to build a relationship unless you're looking for only a 1 night stand.

Lol, you do not find make-up and pushup bras as lying? How about all the surgeries they perform these days

 

[Derek da man]

so for future reference, 29 is too old for 20?

Not at all - it depends on her perception of you which is controlled by the frame you set - dress style, personality, connection with her, etc.

Assuming you had all that right then I would view it as a test to see how interested you are. I would have made a humerus comment along the lines of "Fine wines improve with age, like a man improves with experience" raised an eye brow and smiled before returning to conversation and sugesting coffee again or if she'd prefer to trade up to drinks at a bar on Friday evening - somewhere smart but not over the top in your area near yours or hers for the pull. Persistence after a test shows confidence in being able to take the lead and not thrown off.

 

[ulrich]

You don’t have to lie, just don’t tell.

Her: How old are you?
You: How dare you?!! You can’t ask a gentleman his age, that’s not cool!!
Her: (Laughs) No, but really.
You: I’ll tell you when we know each other better.

I’m 35 and often date 22-24 years old girls. You just need to handle the automatic objection at the start.
Once they know you a little better, as long as you’re attractive they normally don’t care.

Its only a big deal if you let it be.

 

[Skjöldr]

you are not too old lol. 25-35 is the cold approach golden age. being older is a bonus to girls. im 20 and even girls my age have turned me down because i was too young for them. any girl older than me i say im 25, any girl younger than me i say im 20. being older is socially unacceptable in a high value way, being younger is socially unacceptable in a low value way. girls who are kinky about age, i.e. older women liking young guys or young girls liking older men are not really accounted for here, but even then the young girls/old guys outweigh the older women/young guys group. i swear dude any girl between 27-32 is almost impossible to score if you are more than 1 year younger than her, they are ready to settle down. as a 29 year old you can get the 18 year olds and the girls your age as well. it's the sweet spot

 

[Skills]

I was doing some cold approaching solo today. Had done a few approaches, was feeling real good. Approached a girl alone doing some shopping. She said her friends were in a nearby store. I told her she looked nice. She blushed. I was in such a care free mood, super relaxed. We had some fun conversation for a few minutes. She definitely looked young. I was actually getting aroused looking at her lips. She was drinking coffee so i said we should get some coffee together sometime. She immediately asked me how old i am. I said 45. She said, "no really", so I said 29 (truth). She said "yeah im kind of young for you". I asked her age, she said 20. I was not offended at all but asked, "so for future reference, 29 is too old for 20? Is that what you're saying?" She said yeah.

Kinda sad actually lol I was recently in a 4 yr relationship. Thought I'd be with her forever. Back before dating her 20 yr old girls never said this to me cuz I was only 24. I'll approach more girls regardless but do yall think this will be common for 20 yr girls at my current age now?

unfortunately, you reach the wrong conclusion to something that happened on the field... I seen it happen to many posters with different scenarios for example, there was this good looking dude that pulled the girl home that was into him, she went to the bathroom and said "i have to get out of here", the dude thought it was cause of smv, that he did not have enough money, and it was cause probably she saw something in the bathroom she did not like.... I hope you get my point....

- when i took the girl i am seeing now to her Jaguar and she took me to my Honda accord sport, and i did not pull her home that night when i have done the same thing hundreds of time and it seem incongruent since we were making out and i knew she wanted to fuck.... My thought was it had to be the car..... It never was it was she wanted long marathon sex....


^ i hope this illustrate how in pick up, we tend to reach totally erroneous conclusions.... So i will explain to you how it works, the cut of age that brings issues is post 38, younger than 38 you should have 0 and i mean 0 issues when it comes to age, assuming your fundamentals are in place, She had a knee jerk reaction such as women that are not interested saying "i have a boyfriend"..... So you took her "i am too young for you" which is clearly a shit test super easy to get by as you actually being too old which is a total fallacy...

 

[Velasco]

Yeah, now that i think about it i lie about my age all the time... I even have a fake name lol...

How do you exactly do the 'lover with a low status job' thing?

there’s probably something you do in your free time that you can frame as inspirational. For me (and your typical loafers lurking), its pickup, traveling, gym, reading books, and movies. Books we've read are great (or wisdom I've gained from them) for post-lay conversation. Pickup (sex prizing...

www.skilledseducer.com

 

[Skills]

How do you exactly do the 'lover with a low status job' thing?

there’s probably something you do in your free time that you can frame as inspirational. For me (and your typical loafers lurking), its pickup, traveling, gym, reading books, and movies. Books we've read are great (or wisdom I've gained from them) for post-lay conversation. Pickup (sex prizing...

www.skilledseducer.com

Exactly still use 38 when dealing with younger women but I have sometimes over 20 year age gap, the op is 29 the girl is 20 he should have 0 issues, that was a shit test that he clearly failed, or that was an excuse for her to reject op.. at 29 I was messing with over 14 girls if you know what I mean. I was the dude women call to go to proms and sweet 16s.

 

[Velasco]

the girl is 20 he should have 0 issues, that was a shit test that he clearly failed, or that was an excuse for her to reject op

If it were between those two options. I lean towards it being a shit test because she was attracted (otherwise Dylweed wouldn't have made this post). He's confused cuz, everything was going good. Then got disqualified on his age so hes asking for some insights on the situation). And he did take it as a shit test (told her a ridiculous age first, then the real age (only she didn't "lol" when he said 45, but said "no really". Meaning it's a socially acceptable thing rather than a shit test.

I'm sure there are girls who'd fuck you no problem if you told them your actually 46 (same as there were young girls who fucked you when you were 29). But you know that lying about your age, increases the range of girls you can fuck, so you do that instead.

 

[Skills]

If it were between those two options. I lean towards it being a shit test because she was attracted (otherwise Dylweed wouldn't have made this post). He's confused cuz, everything was going good. Then got disqualified on his age so hes asking for some insights on the situation). And he did take it as a shit test (told her a ridiculous age first, then the real age (only she didn't "lol" when he said 45, but said "no really". Meaning it's a socially acceptable thing rather than a shit test.

I'm sure there are girls who'd fuck you no problem if you told them your actually 46 (same as there were young girls who fucked you when you were 29). But you know that lying about your age, increases the range of girls you can fuck, so you do that instead.

At 29 with a girl 20 there is 0 reason to lie....

 

[Skills]

I was doing some cold approaching solo today. Had done a few approaches, was feeling real good. Approached a girl alone doing some shopping. She said her friends were in a nearby store. I told her she looked nice. She blushed. I was in such a care free mood, super relaxed. We had some fun conversation for a few minutes. She definitely looked young. I was actually getting aroused looking at her lips. She was drinking coffee so i said we should get some coffee together sometime. She immediately asked me how old i am. I said 45. She said, "no really", so I said 29 (truth). She said "yeah im kind of young for you". I asked her age, she said 20. I was not offended at all but asked, "so for future reference, 29 is too old for 20? Is that what you're saying?" She said yeah.

Kinda sad actually lol I was recently in a 4 yr relationship. Thought I'd be with her forever. Back before dating her 20 yr old girls never said this to me cuz I was only 24. I'll approach more girls regardless but do yall think this will be common for 20 yr girls at my current age now?

Next time how old are you? Say 69, to make it sexual then ask how old do you think I am? And then Whatever she says say Yeah how did you know unless she trolls you with age and then keep plowing with the seduction

 

[Fuck This]

Deflect the age question. Say I'm in my "20's and I can get into bars. "

Now some will say "Half your age plus 7" is the youngest you can pull. but I'm going to say you have to be in the same Life Experience Bucket if there is an age difference
For example:
Both out of school and working
Both living on your own out of parents house
Both have kids
Both Divorced once or more.
Both old enough to go to the bars.

Likely she was a college student and slotted herself in the only dating other students bucket. If you only have attraction in common it is tough to relate especially when creating comfort.

 

[Velasco]

ask how old do you think I am? And then Whatever she says say Yeah how did you know unless she trolls you with age and then keep plowing with the seduction

Thing is, if he does what I say

Look and dress (and act) younger and it shouldn't be a problem when they go about guessing how old you are.

She will guess a good age for him. Or should he correct her wrong guess and tell him his real age because he shouldn't lie? If you say, no you know why.

 

[Velasco]

Deflect the age question. Say I'm in my "20's and I can get into bars.

Why deflect tho? Shouldn't he just tell her hes 29?

 

[Fuck This]

Why deflect tho? Shouldn't he just tell her hes 29?

because it is more fun.....

“How Old Are You?” Answers​

• Old enough to know better, but still too young to care.
• How old do you think I am?
• Age is just a number.
• I have no idea.
• It doesn’t matter how old I am!
• That’s a personal question!
• It’s rude to ask people their age!
• Older than I look.
• Younger than I look.
• Thank you for that wonderful question!
• It’s a secret.
• As old as you want me to be, honey.
• I’m older than I have ever been.
• You know, age doesn’t matter.
• Take a guess!
• Yes!
• I’m perfectly legal, are you?
• I’m at the age that will make you respect me.
• You see, I don’t really believe in age or numbers.
• Umm...like most people my age.
• If any word about my age comes out, it might be used as a negative judging point against me. I’ve had more enemies who have known my age than those who haven’t.
• How do you expect me, of all people on Earth, to know my age?
• Are you flirting with me right now?
• Who the heck keeps track of their age?! I don’t.
• It’s a trade secret.
• What’s it to you?
• I’m old enough to give advice, but not old enough to take it.
• Not old enough, I guess.
• I’d rather be a teenager forever!
• Are you hitting on me right now?
• Why in the world do you want to know?
• That’s a ridiculous question!
• I’m at an age that I’ve never been ready for.
• Before I answer that, you need to provide some context.
• Old enough to be doing whatever I’m doing right now.
• Long story short, I’ve tried adulthood and I’m done with it!
• I’m at an age that I’ve never had any interest in being.
• Does it matter?
• I do not want to disclose it. There are far to many ramifications to making my age known to the world.
• Sorry, can you say that one more time?

Funny Responses to “How Old Are You?”​

• Oh dear, I’ve lost count!
• A lady never tells.
• I’m not.
• Old enough to be your daddy/mommy.
• I remember pooping without a smartphone.
• I feel like I’m getting a heart attack!
• I’m between 0 and death!
• The last person who asked me that is still in the hospital.
• That depends. Are we using the 50 is the new 20 rule?
• What? I can’t hear you! Say that again with a louder voice! My hearing is not what it used to be!
• I’m at the age where I feel alive but dead inside.
• I’m so old, I forgot my age!
• Whatever my age is!
• It’s the same number as your IQ score.
• Unfortunately, I’m not old enough to be on my deathbed. Sorry.
• Promise me first that you won’t laugh.
• That question is giving me a headache.
• Why, do you need someone to buy you a beer?
• Age? Is that delicious?
• *pretends to choke on food or drink*
• What’s that?
• Not old at all.
• Ever closer to death.
• I get out of the nursing home for one day and you already want to put me back in?!
• I’ve lost track of how many days old I am.
• My parents forgot to tell me that. Ah, no! It’s too late now. They’ve forgotten about it too!
• Don’t you mean how YOUNG am I?
• I’m single and ready to mingle, if that’s what you’re asking.
• Who the heck are you, and why are you in my house?!

What to Say Instead of Your Actual Age​

• I’m like 300 or something.
• Legal enough.
• I’m a million years old!
• I’m 13 months old.
• I’m 100 in elf time.
• Hmm, I’m 8,398 years old!
• 4.6 billion years old!
• I’m ageless and timeless.
• I’m immortal.
• Rated PG, I guess.
• Rated M, for sure!
• I could be 9. I could be 13. I could be infinite. I could be an alien. I could be...
• My IQ is 4 times my age. Just solve 4x with that piece of information.
• Today, I feel *insert your preferred age here*
• I’m 3 in dog years.
• I’m a quart and half a stone.
• Not a day over 100.
• I was born in the year of the *insert Chinese zodiac sign here*. Go figure!
• Let’s just say, I’m fairly young.
• I feel really young right now.
• Old enough!
• I’m forever young!
• As old as the Earth.
• I’ve been seen driving, enough said!

Witty Answers to “How Old Are You?”​

• I am ancient. I am infinite.
• Somewhere between 0 and 100.
• I’m as old as my tongue, but definitely older than my teeth.
• I’m younger than 100, but older than 5.
• I might as well be a fossil.
• Who said I got chronologically dated?
• I’m -123418092891239. Pretty young if I must say so myself.
• I’m a day older than I was yesterday.
• I’m younger than the biblical patriarchs.
• I know, I don’t look old enough to be so accomplished.
• In dog years or cat years?
• I’m younger than my parents, but older than my younger siblings.
• I don’t know. I don’t count in years, only days. You try to figure it out.
• Do past lives count?
• I’m way older than the internet.
• Age doesn’t matter unless you are cheese or wine.
• Sorry, I am not looking for a bride/groom.
• Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted.
• Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
• I’m old enough to remember the time when the internet had not gone public yet.
• Well, I still remember being kicked out from heaven.
• I’m old enough to forget my age.
• *Insert complicated math equation here to solve for age*
• Age is just a number. Numbers are infinite, and so are the possibilities of answers to this question.
• My age changes every second. Therefore, if I give you a precise answer, I would be lying because it would be an age of the past.
• As old as the universe! Remember that matter cannot be created or destroyed.
• I don’t buy into the social construct of chronological age.

Sarcastic Replies to “How Old Are You?”​

• I don’t know. You tell me!
• Why, are you a cop?
• I’m too old for this sh*t!
• Young enough to not care.
• Old enough to tell you that this is a rude question!
• I’m offended!
• Let’s just say, my birthday was last year.
• Are you serious? You just asked me that question a year ago.
• I’m old enough to ask wise questions. I’m sure you’re not.
• Not as old as you!
• You’re not my type. Buzz off!
• I’m old enough to know that I don’t need to answer that question.
• You don’t need to know. I bet you can’t even count that high.
• I’m younger than your wrinkles show you are.
• Oh, I’m too young/old for you, so scram!
• So, you’re gonna judge me by my age? Ugh!
• Don’t ask.
• I have no obligation of telling you that.
• Why, you’re gonna judge me?
• My personal information is none of your business!
• I’m old enough to know better than to ask that offensive question.
• I’m old enough to know that your clothes went out of style ages ago.

Surprising Answers to the Same Old Boring Question​

• Depends on your ‘definition’ of age.
• Ancient!
• You go first!
• I've got 6 grandchildren.
• Next question, please!
• What? You don’t know how old you dad/mom is?!
• I’m not sure, let me call my 25-year-old twin brother/sister and ask.
• I’ll answer that if you tell me first how much you weigh.
• I remember having a pet dinosaur.
• I’m too young that it says ‘you’re going to jail’ on my underwear.
• Older than your existence.
• That question is my least favorite.
• Looks like my anti-wrinkle cream is working!
• I knew Cerberus when it was still a puppy.
• If I tell you, I will have to kill you.
• Well, I did make a pact with the devil.
• Doesn’t matter. You and me could never work.
• Old enough to know you’re in trouble.
• I had no idea that it changes every year. How do you manage to keep track?
• I’ve forgotten more than you’ll ever learn in your life.
• Who cares how old I am when I still have bendable knee joints.
• I’m old enough to be ugly, but young enough to be physically fit.
• I’ve stopped aging long ago.
• I sat beside Jesus when I was in second grade.
• Old enough to watch the whole world burn!
• How much will you pay me for the answer?
• I died long ago.
• I’m so old, I knew Noah as a boy.
• When I was your age, I was *insert age of your curious inquisitor here*.
• I’m so old, I remember the time when singers actually sang and had good voices.
• I’m still alive and that’s what matters!

​

 

[Velasco]

How old are you?

How do you expect me, of all people on Earth, to know my age?

no really

If I tell you, I will have to kill you.

 

[Skjöldr]

How old are you?

Yeah you dont have to overgame this so hard, just lie lol. Like @Skills says 29 and 20 is perfectly fine, now, 39 and 20? You might just wanna lower yourself to 33 or something. In daygame you probably have to lie more to her age than if you meet her in a bar and nightclub and can take her for a SDL/SNL.

 

[foggy]

because it is more fun.....

“How Old Are You?” Answers​

• Old enough to know better, but still too young to care.
• How old do you think I am?
• Age is just a number.
• I have no idea.
• It doesn’t matter how old I am!
• That’s a personal question!
• It’s rude to ask people their age!
• Older than I look.
• Younger than I look.
• Thank you for that wonderful question!
• It’s a secret.
• As old as you want me to be, honey.
• I’m older than I have ever been.
• You know, age doesn’t matter.
• Take a guess!
• Yes!
• I’m perfectly legal, are you?
• I’m at the age that will make you respect me.
• You see, I don’t really believe in age or numbers.
• Umm...like most people my age.
• If any word about my age comes out, it might be used as a negative judging point against me. I’ve had more enemies who have known my age than those who haven’t.
• How do you expect me, of all people on Earth, to know my age?
• Are you flirting with me right now?
• Who the heck keeps track of their age?! I don’t.
• It’s a trade secret.
• What’s it to you?
• I’m old enough to give advice, but not old enough to take it.
• Not old enough, I guess.
• I’d rather be a teenager forever!
• Are you hitting on me right now?
• Why in the world do you want to know?
• That’s a ridiculous question!
• I’m at an age that I’ve never been ready for.
• Before I answer that, you need to provide some context.
• Old enough to be doing whatever I’m doing right now.
• Long story short, I’ve tried adulthood and I’m done with it!
• I’m at an age that I’ve never had any interest in being.
• Does it matter?
• I do not want to disclose it. There are far to many ramifications to making my age known to the world.
• Sorry, can you say that one more time?

Funny Responses to “How Old Are You?”​

• Oh dear, I’ve lost count!
• A lady never tells.
• I’m not.
• Old enough to be your daddy/mommy.
• I remember pooping without a smartphone.
• I feel like I’m getting a heart attack!
• I’m between 0 and death!
• The last person who asked me that is still in the hospital.
• That depends. Are we using the 50 is the new 20 rule?
• What? I can’t hear you! Say that again with a louder voice! My hearing is not what it used to be!
• I’m at the age where I feel alive but dead inside.
• I’m so old, I forgot my age!
• Whatever my age is!
• It’s the same number as your IQ score.
• Unfortunately, I’m not old enough to be on my deathbed. Sorry.
• Promise me first that you won’t laugh.
• That question is giving me a headache.
• Why, do you need someone to buy you a beer?
• Age? Is that delicious?
• *pretends to choke on food or drink*
• What’s that?
• Not old at all.
• Ever closer to death.
• I get out of the nursing home for one day and you already want to put me back in?!
• I’ve lost track of how many days old I am.
• My parents forgot to tell me that. Ah, no! It’s too late now. They’ve forgotten about it too!
• Don’t you mean how YOUNG am I?
• I’m single and ready to mingle, if that’s what you’re asking.
• Who the heck are you, and why are you in my house?!

What to Say Instead of Your Actual Age​

• I’m like 300 or something.
• Legal enough.
• I’m a million years old!
• I’m 13 months old.
• I’m 100 in elf time.
• Hmm, I’m 8,398 years old!
• 4.6 billion years old!
• I’m ageless and timeless.
• I’m immortal.
• Rated PG, I guess.
• Rated M, for sure!
• I could be 9. I could be 13. I could be infinite. I could be an alien. I could be...
• My IQ is 4 times my age. Just solve 4x with that piece of information.
• Today, I feel *insert your preferred age here*
• I’m 3 in dog years.
• I’m a quart and half a stone.
• Not a day over 100.
• I was born in the year of the *insert Chinese zodiac sign here*. Go figure!
• Let’s just say, I’m fairly young.
• I feel really young right now.
• Old enough!
• I’m forever young!
• As old as the Earth.
• I’ve been seen driving, enough said!

Witty Answers to “How Old Are You?”​

• I am ancient. I am infinite.
• Somewhere between 0 and 100.
• I’m as old as my tongue, but definitely older than my teeth.
• I’m younger than 100, but older than 5.
• I might as well be a fossil.
• Who said I got chronologically dated?
• I’m -123418092891239. Pretty young if I must say so myself.
• I’m a day older than I was yesterday.
• I’m younger than the biblical patriarchs.
• I know, I don’t look old enough to be so accomplished.
• In dog years or cat years?
• I’m younger than my parents, but older than my younger siblings.
• I don’t know. I don’t count in years, only days. You try to figure it out.
• Do past lives count?
• I’m way older than the internet.
• Age doesn’t matter unless you are cheese or wine.
• Sorry, I am not looking for a bride/groom.
• Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted.
• Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
• I’m old enough to remember the time when the internet had not gone public yet.
• Well, I still remember being kicked out from heaven.
• I’m old enough to forget my age.
• *Insert complicated math equation here to solve for age*
• Age is just a number. Numbers are infinite, and so are the possibilities of answers to this question.
• My age changes every second. Therefore, if I give you a precise answer, I would be lying because it would be an age of the past.
• As old as the universe! Remember that matter cannot be created or destroyed.
• I don’t buy into the social construct of chronological age.

Sarcastic Replies to “How Old Are You?”​

• I don’t know. You tell me!
• Why, are you a cop?
• I’m too old for this sh*t!
• Young enough to not care.
• Old enough to tell you that this is a rude question!
• I’m offended!
• Let’s just say, my birthday was last year.
• Are you serious? You just asked me that question a year ago.
• I’m old enough to ask wise questions. I’m sure you’re not.
• Not as old as you!
• You’re not my type. Buzz off!
• I’m old enough to know that I don’t need to answer that question.
• You don’t need to know. I bet you can’t even count that high.
• I’m younger than your wrinkles show you are.
• Oh, I’m too young/old for you, so scram!
• So, you’re gonna judge me by my age? Ugh!
• Don’t ask.
• I have no obligation of telling you that.
• Why, you’re gonna judge me?
• My personal information is none of your business!
• I’m old enough to know better than to ask that offensive question.
• I’m old enough to know that your clothes went out of style ages ago.

Surprising Answers to the Same Old Boring Question​

• Depends on your ‘definition’ of age.
• Ancient!
• You go first!
• I've got 6 grandchildren.
• Next question, please!
• What? You don’t know how old you dad/mom is?!
• I’m not sure, let me call my 25-year-old twin brother/sister and ask.
• I’ll answer that if you tell me first how much you weigh.
• I remember having a pet dinosaur.
• I’m too young that it says ‘you’re going to jail’ on my underwear.
• Older than your existence.
• That question is my least favorite.
• Looks like my anti-wrinkle cream is working!
• I knew Cerberus when it was still a puppy.
• If I tell you, I will have to kill you.
• Well, I did make a pact with the devil.
• Doesn’t matter. You and me could never work.
• Old enough to know you’re in trouble.
• I had no idea that it changes every year. How do you manage to keep track?
• I’ve forgotten more than you’ll ever learn in your life.
• Who cares how old I am when I still have bendable knee joints.
• I’m old enough to be ugly, but young enough to be physically fit.
• I’ve stopped aging long ago.
• I sat beside Jesus when I was in second grade.
• Old enough to watch the whole world burn!
• How much will you pay me for the answer?
• I died long ago.
• I’m so old, I knew Noah as a boy.
• When I was your age, I was *insert age of your curious inquisitor here*.
• I’m so old, I remember the time when singers actually sang and had good voices.
• I’m still alive and that’s what matters!

more fun for who? the girl is trying to find out some information about you. deflection will ruin your attainability unless you follow up with a serious answer.